What's up fellow Twisters? If you've read my last two blogs, you'll realize that I'm not in the greatest of moods. I don't care about that, because we have arguably the most anticipated WWE Pay-Per-View in years in Money in the Bank. Start off with the usual suspense of who will be Mr. Money in the Bank, add whether or not CM Punk is really leaving WWE, add if he does leave, will he leave with the title, minus Zack Ryder, and you have one great PPV. Ready or not, here are The Twister's predictions for Money in the Bank
Big Show vs Mark Henry
Big Show & Mark Henry have been involved in a feud over recent weeks that I really don't care about. I do believe however that Big Show winning would kill all the momentum that Mark Henry's built up. I'm going to go with Mark Henry winning,
Diva's Championship: Kelly Kelly (c) vs Brie Bella
*Yawns* Kelly Kelly. Bring on the next Diva
RAW Money in the Bank
The RAW Money in the Bank match. I only believe that there are two possibilities to win. I will now break down the Money in the Bank Ladder Match, in numerous categories. Who Will Not Win? Who Might Win? Who do I think Will Win? Who Should Win? Who Shouldn't Win? Who do I want to Win? Who do I not want to win?
Who Will Not Win?
Evan Bourne, Rey Mysterio, Alex Riley, Jack Swagger. I chose those 4 guys for various reasons. I agreewithan article I read on Bleacher Report, that said Bourne & Mysterio are "Spot Monkeys". They're there for the big spots. Just like Shelton Benjamin. Jack Swagger's just there to fill what should be Zack Ryder's spot. And, honestly, I don't think Riley is ready for the Main Event yet. I think he needs a little bit more time down in the mid-card division. Maybe he can win it next year. I just can't really take him seriously until he breaks out on his own and feuds with someone other than The Miz. Nothing against Riley, I just don't think he's ready for this yet.
Who Might Win?
Kofi Kingston, The Miz, R-Truth. I firmly believe these guys are ready for a shot at the big time. And I know Miz won the briefcase last year and had a pretty good run with the title, but tell me something. Did he win clean even once? His first defense against Orton & his defense against Morrison were with the help of Alex Riley. He defeated Orton @ the Rumble because CM Punk interfered. He defeated Cena @ WrestleMania because Rock interfered, and did anyone believe for a second the Jerry Lawler would beat Miz @ Elimination Chamber. He needs another run, and this is how I see him getting it.
Who Will Win?
I think you all know the answer to this one. Yup, the Mexican Aristocrat, Alberto Del Rio. I just didn't see anyone else winning it until a few days ago. I still believe that Del Rio will win, but he's not the one I want to win.
Who Should Win?
Kofi Kingston.
Who Shouldn't Win?
Out of the remaining 7, Alex Riley
Who do I want to win?
Kofi Kingston or Evan Bourne
Who do I not want to win?
Alex Riley & Jack Swagger
Smackdown Money in the Bank match.
I will predict this using the samecategoriesas the RAW MitB.
Who Won't Win?
Justin Gabriel, Heath Slater. I honestly don't know why these two men were put in this match. I think Slater is a spot fillier, and Gabriel is a "Spot Monkey"
Who Might Win?
Sheamus, Wade Barrett, Kane, Sin Cara, Daniel Bryan.
Who will win?
"UnDashing" Cody Rhodes. This guy has been my pick to win it from the beginning, and I'm sticking to it.
Who Should Win?
Cody Rhodes
Who Shouldn't Win?
Forrest Gump, whoops I mean Heath Slater.
Who I want to Win.
Cody Rhodes or Daniel Bryan
Who I don't want to win.
Heath Slater, Sheamus, Wade Barrett, Kane. I Sheamus & Barrett can get the title without the briefcase, Kane's on his way down the ladder, and Heath Slater's Heath Slater. Even Wade Barrett says the dude's an idiot.
World Heavyweight Championship: Randy Orton (c) vs Christian
It's about time Christian defeats Orton
WWE Championship: John Cena (c) vs CM Punk
Here's how I think this will go down. CM Punk wins the WWE Championship. As he's walking up the ramp to leave and celebrate w/ Colt & Beth, Vince McMahon walks down the ramp, and as he's about to fire Cena, Alberto Del Rio comes out with his Money in the Bank briefcase, cashes it in on Punk, and VKM can't fire Cena, Punk doesn't leave with the title. We have Alberto Del Rio vs John Cena at SummerSlam for the WWE Championship.
So, there you have it. Those are my Money in the Bank predictions. My next blog will probably my drunken Wisconsin ramblings. BYE BYE! *Starts Spinning in Circles*TWISTIFY!
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