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#1 Ultimate_Bacon
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[QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Yuna_17"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Yuna_17"]

[QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"]the last day of school was cool, thats the day i found out that I am as sexy as i think i am. let me tell you what happened:


There is this girl I like in my class room, i knew she liked me in a way, but I wasn't sure it was in the way I wanted. We were friends, we had ups and downs all year...bla blah blah....now let's get to the good part. on the last day of school, me and her (btw she's one of the most sexy and popular kids in our school, popularity doesn't matter to me, just the sexiness does but it's a plus) were just talkin to each other, joking around. Her friends started to join in. were started playing around, then they started grabbing my ass. I caught one of them and grabbed her hand and I said "I saw that coming" then the girl I like grabbed my ass and said "I bet you didn't see that coming" so then I thought 'what the hell it's the last day' and i said "Bet you wont see this coming" then I grabbed her ass. When I did that she got up and looked at me with a really happy look and then said my name in a happy way. We stared at each other for 3 seconds then she wrapped her arms around me. after that she started shoving my face into her bewbs. after that she wrapped her legs around me. I then picked her up (while she is still hugging me and wrapping with her legged wraped around me) and started walking around. then her friends ganged up on me, then they all started to play rape me (sounds funny but thats what they were doing, I enjoyed every minute of it) now that school is over, I wont see her again becuz i forgot to ask her for her number. Now i'm gonna take desperate measures to try and see her again, i'm gonna play basket ball in the basket ball court in her neighberhood, i'm gonna work at the mcdonalds by her neighberhood, i'm gonna walk around in her nighberhood going door to door seeing if people want their lawn moed....I have to see her again. I know there are many fish in the see but I have to see her again, there is something about her...might be love...might not be...thats why i have to see her again, i have to find out.



THIS WAS ULTIMATE_BACON'S RANDOM ASS POST OF THE DAY
storm1110

...........:|.....:shock:.........where the hell were the teachers?!?!?!?!?! Man you are....odd

LOL VERY ODD and that post made you sound like some sort of stalker



actually a stalker is some one that doesn't have to balls to ask some1 out and follows people around everywhere, i just want to find her and ask her out. and beleive it or not yuna, this happened in class.

Oh right, and in class, HOW THE HELL!!!!!?!?!?!?!


we have lousy teachers at our school, there was this computer game that they had this lil tournament on, and my teacher was too busy doing that. and the lights were off becuz it was hot as hell that day, also the other half was watching T.V.

oh right, COOL i think :?:?:?



for me it was cool. she made me take off my pants 8)

really..........u actually went all the way in the class


not all the way, they went down to my ankles.

...:?.....man you have very interesting people in your school....I can't still get over the fact that no one commented in your class!!!! :shock: The kids in my school are sooo nosy if you kiss someone they will act as though it is their business!!! :wink:

LOL u (bacon) have got some SICK messed up school lol, i mean u and her in the class ewwwwww



you think i banged her? no, our school isn't that messed up, we just did some pg-13 wrestling. and yuna, our school is diffrent, i go to a ghetto school. Black people are way diffrent from white people.

oh right fair enough, then why were ur trousers down, and is it like a stereotypical black school



it was just playing around becuz the day before we went to a water park and she saw my body, she said it was pretty good for a skinny guy, so she was trying to get me to take all my clothes off and i said just my pants. and yes, it's pretty much a stereo typical black school, you got the drug dealers, gangstas, hos, blah blah blah. I do have to say the black girls are more fun to flirt with then the white girls....no offense.
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[QUOTE="Yuna_17"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Yuna_17"]

[QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"]the last day of school was cool, thats the day i found out that I am as sexy as i think i am. let me tell you what happened:


There is this girl I like in my class room, i knew she liked me in a way, but I wasn't sure it was in the way I wanted. We were friends, we had ups and downs all year...bla blah blah....now let's get to the good part. on the last day of school, me and her (btw she's one of the most sexy and popular kids in our school, popularity doesn't matter to me, just the sexiness does but it's a plus) were just talkin to each other, joking around. Her friends started to join in. were started playing around, then they started grabbing my ass. I caught one of them and grabbed her hand and I said "I saw that coming" then the girl I like grabbed my ass and said "I bet you didn't see that coming" so then I thought 'what the hell it's the last day' and i said "Bet you wont see this coming" then I grabbed her ass. When I did that she got up and looked at me with a really happy look and then said my name in a happy way. We stared at each other for 3 seconds then she wrapped her arms around me. after that she started shoving my face into her bewbs. after that she wrapped her legs around me. I then picked her up (while she is still hugging me and wrapping with her legged wraped around me) and started walking around. then her friends ganged up on me, then they all started to play rape me (sounds funny but thats what they were doing, I enjoyed every minute of it) now that school is over, I wont see her again becuz i forgot to ask her for her number. Now i'm gonna take desperate measures to try and see her again, i'm gonna play basket ball in the basket ball court in her neighberhood, i'm gonna work at the mcdonalds by her neighberhood, i'm gonna walk around in her nighberhood going door to door seeing if people want their lawn moed....I have to see her again. I know there are many fish in the see but I have to see her again, there is something about her...might be love...might not be...thats why i have to see her again, i have to find out.



THIS WAS ULTIMATE_BACON'S RANDOM ASS POST OF THE DAY
storm1110

...........:|.....:shock:.........where the hell were the teachers?!?!?!?!?! Man you are....odd

LOL VERY ODD and that post made you sound like some sort of stalker



actually a stalker is some one that doesn't have to balls to ask some1 out and follows people around everywhere, i just want to find her and ask her out. and beleive it or not yuna, this happened in class.

Oh right, and in class, HOW THE HELL!!!!!?!?!?!?!


we have lousy teachers at our school, there was this computer game that they had this lil tournament on, and my teacher was too busy doing that. and the lights were off becuz it was hot as hell that day, also the other half was watching T.V.

oh right, COOL i think :?:?:?



for me it was cool. she made me take off my pants 8)

really..........u actually went all the way in the class


not all the way, they went down to my ankles.

...:?.....man you have very interesting people in your school....I can't still get over the fact that no one commented in your class!!!! :shock: The kids in my school are sooo nosy if you kiss someone they will act as though it is their business!!! :wink:

LOL u (bacon) have got some SICK messed up school lol, i mean u and her in the class ewwwwww



you think i banged her? no, our school isn't that messed up, we just did some pg-13 wrestling. and yuna, our school is diffrent, i go to a ghetto school. Black people are way diffrent from white people.
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[QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"]c'mon guys, this was a good idea, post dammit!!!!! :evil:storm1110

noones here for some reason, IM ALWAYS HERE :):D:D:D



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[QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Yuna_17"]

[QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"]the last day of school was cool, thats the day i found out that I am as sexy as i think i am. let me tell you what happened:


There is this girl I like in my class room, i knew she liked me in a way, but I wasn't sure it was in the way I wanted. We were friends, we had ups and downs all year...bla blah blah....now let's get to the good part. on the last day of school, me and her (btw she's one of the most sexy and popular kids in our school, popularity doesn't matter to me, just the sexiness does but it's a plus) were just talkin to each other, joking around. Her friends started to join in. were started playing around, then they started grabbing my ass. I caught one of them and grabbed her hand and I said "I saw that coming" then the girl I like grabbed my ass and said "I bet you didn't see that coming" so then I thought 'what the hell it's the last day' and i said "Bet you wont see this coming" then I grabbed her ass. When I did that she got up and looked at me with a really happy look and then said my name in a happy way. We stared at each other for 3 seconds then she wrapped her arms around me. after that she started shoving my face into her bewbs. after that she wrapped her legs around me. I then picked her up (while she is still hugging me and wrapping with her legged wraped around me) and started walking around. then her friends ganged up on me, then they all started to play rape me (sounds funny but thats what they were doing, I enjoyed every minute of it) now that school is over, I wont see her again becuz i forgot to ask her for her number. Now i'm gonna take desperate measures to try and see her again, i'm gonna play basket ball in the basket ball court in her neighberhood, i'm gonna work at the mcdonalds by her neighberhood, i'm gonna walk around in her nighberhood going door to door seeing if people want their lawn moed....I have to see her again. I know there are many fish in the see but I have to see her again, there is something about her...might be love...might not be...thats why i have to see her again, i have to find out.



THIS WAS ULTIMATE_BACON'S RANDOM ASS POST OF THE DAY
Ultimate_Bacon

...........:|.....:shock:.........where the hell were the teachers?!?!?!?!?! Man you are....odd

LOL VERY ODD and that post made you sound like some sort of stalker



actually a stalker is some one that doesn't have to balls to ask some1 out and follows people around everywhere, i just want to find her and ask her out. and beleive it or not yuna, this happened in class.

Oh right, and in class, HOW THE HELL!!!!!?!?!?!?!


we have lousy teachers at our school, there was this computer game that they had this lil tournament on, and my teacher was too busy doing that. and the lights were off becuz it was hot as hell that day, also the other half was watching T.V.

oh right, COOL i think :?:?:?



for me it was cool. she made me take off my pants 8)

really..........u actually went all the way in the class


not all the way, they went down to my ankles.



pyramids are cool.
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[QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Yuna_17"]

[QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"]the last day of school was cool, thats the day i found out that I am as sexy as i think i am. let me tell you what happened:


There is this girl I like in my class room, i knew she liked me in a way, but I wasn't sure it was in the way I wanted. We were friends, we had ups and downs all year...bla blah blah....now let's get to the good part. on the last day of school, me and her (btw she's one of the most sexy and popular kids in our school, popularity doesn't matter to me, just the sexiness does but it's a plus) were just talkin to each other, joking around. Her friends started to join in. were started playing around, then they started grabbing my ass. I caught one of them and grabbed her hand and I said "I saw that coming" then the girl I like grabbed my ass and said "I bet you didn't see that coming" so then I thought 'what the hell it's the last day' and i said "Bet you wont see this coming" then I grabbed her ass. When I did that she got up and looked at me with a really happy look and then said my name in a happy way. We stared at each other for 3 seconds then she wrapped her arms around me. after that she started shoving my face into her bewbs. after that she wrapped her legs around me. I then picked her up (while she is still hugging me and wrapping with her legged wraped around me) and started walking around. then her friends ganged up on me, then they all started to play rape me (sounds funny but thats what they were doing, I enjoyed every minute of it) now that school is over, I wont see her again becuz i forgot to ask her for her number. Now i'm gonna take desperate measures to try and see her again, i'm gonna play basket ball in the basket ball court in her neighberhood, i'm gonna work at the mcdonalds by her neighberhood, i'm gonna walk around in her nighberhood going door to door seeing if people want their lawn moed....I have to see her again. I know there are many fish in the see but I have to see her again, there is something about her...might be love...might not be...thats why i have to see her again, i have to find out.



THIS WAS ULTIMATE_BACON'S RANDOM ASS POST OF THE DAY
storm1110

...........:|.....:shock:.........where the hell were the teachers?!?!?!?!?! Man you are....odd

LOL VERY ODD and that post made you sound like some sort of stalker



actually a stalker is some one that doesn't have to balls to ask some1 out and follows people around everywhere, i just want to find her and ask her out. and beleive it or not yuna, this happened in class.

Oh right, and in class, HOW THE HELL!!!!!?!?!?!?!


we have lousy teachers at our school, there was this computer game that they had this lil tournament on, and my teacher was too busy doing that. and the lights were off becuz it was hot as hell that day, also the other half was watching T.V.

oh right, COOL i think :?:?:?



for me it was cool. she made me take off my pants 8)

really..........u actually went all the way in the class


not all the way, they went down to my ankles.
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[QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Yuna_17"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"]

[QUOTE="hckydude1103"]i stayed up 3 days in a row and i pretty much passed out asleep i couldnt hold my eyes open my eyes were so heavy i slept for the next whole day it was crazy stuff man i like these random forums there funUltimate_Bacon

cool man thats AWESOME and we have A LOT of off topic threads, this whole union is off topic, stick around man ull love this union :D:D:D


sounds good, since i'm a Ot reject, i'll feel right at home, oh and btw, one time i stood up for.....i think 35 hours, i forgot....i was tired.

OT RULEZ and WOH how and why did u manage that


porn

Really??:?:?:???:???:???:??


yes, just during the night tho, i spent the next day getting a christmas tree.

OKayyyy too much info there


you asked how so i thought i should let you know

Okayyyyyy in future LIE



i speak the truth this time, i spent all night watching porn becuz i had just discovered internet porn. i do have to say tho, i'm never going to do that ever again, now i atleast go to bed before 3:00 am, unless there is a good reason why I dont.

Yeah WAYYYY to much information....porn.....ewwwwwwwy!!!!!!:?:?:?:?

i KNOW he soooooooo should have lied, remember this for future references Bacon, Lying is sometimes good



even tho sometimes lying is necessary, there are times i should tell the truth so you can know that asking questions isn't good sometimes either. if your gonna ask a question, expect any answer.

True, but that time u should SERIOUSLY have lied :P


my apologies, i'll change my answer then.

I stood up all night by drinking lots of cofee and playing video games.


does that answer float your boat?

COOL, \thats a good way to stay awake, i cant think of any other way :)


actually porn is another way but thats a whole diffrent story.



It looks like a pyramid
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[QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Yuna_17"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"]

[QUOTE="hckydude1103"]i stayed up 3 days in a row and i pretty much passed out asleep i couldnt hold my eyes open my eyes were so heavy i slept for the next whole day it was crazy stuff man i like these random forums there funstorm1110

cool man thats AWESOME and we have A LOT of off topic threads, this whole union is off topic, stick around man ull love this union :D:D:D


sounds good, since i'm a Ot reject, i'll feel right at home, oh and btw, one time i stood up for.....i think 35 hours, i forgot....i was tired.

OT RULEZ and WOH how and why did u manage that


porn

Really??:?:?:???:???:???:??


yes, just during the night tho, i spent the next day getting a christmas tree.

OKayyyy too much info there


you asked how so i thought i should let you know

Okayyyyyy in future LIE



i speak the truth this time, i spent all night watching porn becuz i had just discovered internet porn. i do have to say tho, i'm never going to do that ever again, now i atleast go to bed before 3:00 am, unless there is a good reason why I dont.

Yeah WAYYYY to much information....porn.....ewwwwwwwy!!!!!!:?:?:?:?

i KNOW he soooooooo should have lied, remember this for future references Bacon, Lying is sometimes good



even tho sometimes lying is necessary, there are times i should tell the truth so you can know that asking questions isn't good sometimes either. if your gonna ask a question, expect any answer.

True, but that time u should SERIOUSLY have lied :P


my apologies, i'll change my answer then.

I stood up all night by drinking lots of cofee and playing video games.


does that answer float your boat?

COOL, \thats a good way to stay awake, i cant think of any other way :)


actually porn is another way but thats a whole diffrent story.
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[QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Yuna_17"]

[QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"]the last day of school was cool, thats the day i found out that I am as sexy as i think i am. let me tell you what happened:


There is this girl I like in my class room, i knew she liked me in a way, but I wasn't sure it was in the way I wanted. We were friends, we had ups and downs all year...bla blah blah....now let's get to the good part. on the last day of school, me and her (btw she's one of the most sexy and popular kids in our school, popularity doesn't matter to me, just the sexiness does but it's a plus) were just talkin to each other, joking around. Her friends started to join in. were started playing around, then they started grabbing my ass. I caught one of them and grabbed her hand and I said "I saw that coming" then the girl I like grabbed my ass and said "I bet you didn't see that coming" so then I thought 'what the hell it's the last day' and i said "Bet you wont see this coming" then I grabbed her ass. When I did that she got up and looked at me with a really happy look and then said my name in a happy way. We stared at each other for 3 seconds then she wrapped her arms around me. after that she started shoving my face into her bewbs. after that she wrapped her legs around me. I then picked her up (while she is still hugging me and wrapping with her legged wraped around me) and started walking around. then her friends ganged up on me, then they all started to play rape me (sounds funny but thats what they were doing, I enjoyed every minute of it) now that school is over, I wont see her again becuz i forgot to ask her for her number. Now i'm gonna take desperate measures to try and see her again, i'm gonna play basket ball in the basket ball court in her neighberhood, i'm gonna work at the mcdonalds by her neighberhood, i'm gonna walk around in her nighberhood going door to door seeing if people want their lawn moed....I have to see her again. I know there are many fish in the see but I have to see her again, there is something about her...might be love...might not be...thats why i have to see her again, i have to find out.



THIS WAS ULTIMATE_BACON'S RANDOM ASS POST OF THE DAY
storm1110

...........:|.....:shock:.........where the hell were the teachers?!?!?!?!?! Man you are....odd

LOL VERY ODD and that post made you sound like some sort of stalker



actually a stalker is some one that doesn't have to balls to ask some1 out and follows people around everywhere, i just want to find her and ask her out. and beleive it or not yuna, this happened in class.

Oh right, and in class, HOW THE HELL!!!!!?!?!?!?!


we have lousy teachers at our school, there was this computer game that they had this lil tournament on, and my teacher was too busy doing that. and the lights were off becuz it was hot as hell that day, also the other half was watching T.V.

oh right, COOL i think :?:?:?



for me it was cool. she made me take off my pants 8)
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c'mon guys, this was a good idea, post dammit!!!!! :evil:
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[QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Yuna_17"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"][QUOTE="Ultimate_Bacon"][QUOTE="storm1110"]

[QUOTE="hckydude1103"]i stayed up 3 days in a row and i pretty much passed out asleep i couldnt hold my eyes open my eyes were so heavy i slept for the next whole day it was crazy stuff man i like these random forums there funstorm1110

cool man thats AWESOME and we have A LOT of off topic threads, this whole union is off topic, stick around man ull love this union :D:D:D


sounds good, since i'm a Ot reject, i'll feel right at home, oh and btw, one time i stood up for.....i think 35 hours, i forgot....i was tired.

OT RULEZ and WOH how and why did u manage that


porn

Really??:?:?:???:???:???:??


yes, just during the night tho, i spent the next day getting a christmas tree.

OKayyyy too much info there


you asked how so i thought i should let you know

Okayyyyyy in future LIE



i speak the truth this time, i spent all night watching porn becuz i had just discovered internet porn. i do have to say tho, i'm never going to do that ever again, now i atleast go to bed before 3:00 am, unless there is a good reason why I dont.

Yeah WAYYYY to much information....porn.....ewwwwwwwy!!!!!!:?:?:?:?

i KNOW he soooooooo should have lied, remember this for future references Bacon, Lying is sometimes good



even tho sometimes lying is necessary, there are times i should tell the truth so you can know that asking questions isn't good sometimes either. if your gonna ask a question, expect any answer.

True, but that time u should SERIOUSLY have lied :P


my apologies, i'll change my answer then.

I stood up all night by drinking lots of cofee and playing video games.


does that answer float your boat?