Well this is what happens when you take a $7 iOS game and deliver it as a half-assed port for $20.

You get shit.

Sexy. But it should have been a feature from the beginning.

@96augment Um...yeah...."pockets"....

@abHS4L88 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ziwz5Ltn-w

@abHS4L88 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk-gHgP03yw

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I may or may not have botched that entirely, but it doesn't matter. With Old Spice, you'll smell like a man.

@VenkmanPHD Looks like your jimmies have been rustled, and your body not readied.

@armodillo17 @Suikogaiden I guess I'm the human version of Nintendo then.

I saved some of my pennies working a job this summer, so this release date is fine with me. Either way, it will be in my pants eventually, along with some other cool games coming out later in the year, which will also line my pantaloons.

Don't judge me.

I hate to say it, but it looks like The Last Guardian may very well be vaporware now, or soon.

Prove me wrong, Sony!!