Well, I guess now's a good time to get off my lazy ass and actually buy these games.

@emperiox Honestly, I've drank so much Mountain Dew over the course of my 17 years on this planet that my blood has been replaced by Mountain Dew: Code Red.

After seeing how successful Kickstarter is, I have come to the conclusion that i need to kickstart a rideable Pepsi bottle shooter/blu-ray player/popcorn maker/Mountain Dew maker/Blackjack table. Imagine how much good that will bring the world...

Rap is crap, yo.

Somebody owes me 5 bucks, cuz I said this would happen eventually.

This article's words were like unicorns vomiting rainbows into my mouth while Morgan Freeman sings as bags of Doritos open while kittens meow and bacon solicitors give orgasmic cotton candy to middle aged Canadian women.

No, I don't have problems. Why do you ask?

Commence whining in 3...2...1...too late.

Wait...people still play WOW!?

Holy shit...what kind of rock have I been living under....

@michaelrjohnson Actually This....Is....SPARTA!!!!!

Now if you excuse me, it's back to my cave I go.

This.....is going down my pants.