So I come onto Gamespot, look at this article, then stumble into a massive console vs. PC circlejerk where both sides are being equally babyish in trashing each other? Way to be mature, guys.

Why can't we like both? Both have their strengths and weaknesses. Why does it have to be an all out fanboyish whack off war?

@CrossChecked Ah, but for a limited time I'll sell it for $0.95!!

@CrossChecked But would you pay $0.96?

@Benifited Oh, you :3

@Benifited Because money, that's why.

@SANDMAN201 Would you pay $0.98, my good sir?

@Gelugon_baat But even then it's all the way up there....

"And now, ladies and gentlemen, we present the warrior with the magically expanding anus..."

Never before in my life did I think I would type that sentence.

@Gelugon_baat Oh god...sword up the butt? What kind of sick stuff is he into?!?! And the fact that he's smiling at that...

@slayerSS-3 He's having like a freakin' jewelgasm or something. Whatever makes him happy, I guess...

I know this sounds really bad....but that third screenshot looks like he's happily taking it up the butt from those jewels.

Cannot be unseen.