Oh man. Who will be Super Cena's next victim? At this point do I even care?

I hope that they have a different plan with Batistwo leaving Nexus. I really don't feel like wathing a replay from SD!.

I'm hoping that Kingston loses the I.C. Championship real soon. They guy isn't as exiting as they make him out to be. Hopefully he'll lose it to Truth. That way, the Truth/Morrison Storyline gets the push it deserves.

Take Swagger out of Pencilneck vs Fossil storyline and give him a decent push. I'm not digging the fact that talent is being so heinously misused on a crappy storyline. (Which I admit has it's peaks, like J.R. getting forcefed humble pie and Goody Goody two shoes Lawler getting his ass handed to him on a regular basis.)

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WIN

My Review of Raw:

Started off fairly strong and patriotic with Lilly singing our anthem and our supposed triumph over Bin Laden and terrorism or whatever... then "Our" Champion Rocky is out to lead us in a "Pledge of Allegiance" which I oddly enjoyed and participated...then of course, it's Birthday time as the Rock gets the crowd hyoed just to be interrupted by our Awesome Anonymous GM, via Michael Cole, demands apologies and la la la so of course rock sways Cole into the ring which we all know what follows Rock beatdown on cole which didnt seem to firece, seems Rock is lightening up on his beatdowns...but anyways Rock gets the party started with some loser rapper named Pitbull who dances with perras and putas on stage....BOOOOOOO!

and all throughout the night celebrities wish Rocky Happy birthday, most segments were lame and forced and quite boring,

We come back to "DA TROOF" jumping Morrison...yipppie...not really, I rather hear him ramble on like last week hahaha trule makes me laugh...

next theres Slutty Kelly vs. "Whoreese" which lasted about 10 secs and hes big black Precious out to pummel some bimbos she chooses maryse even though Kelly just stayed in the ring like an idiot...

And here's Miz to B!tch at Riley for being an um..."B!tch" hahaha NEXT....

and Rocks little party with The row of idiots trying to be characters from the Rock's previous films and Simmons here to save the day for us thanks Bro

and Heyyyy Our Championship Match SUPERCENA Fruity Pebbs taking on The "Moron" and surprisingly was one hell of a match. and the ending was sh!tty as f*ck, thanks dumba55 ref....Wont complain too much cus we all knew Cena would've retained one way or another. Oh and check it out Cena's destroying everyone after he's supposedly beaten down...hmmm sounds familiar.....

oh hey John Cena, whoa it's awesome how you knew directly after your match at Extreme Rules that Osama's was "Compromised to a complete end"

Anyways then we have the "Phag Team" of Gaymous & Fahgintyre vs Kofi Black/Gaye Pissterio. with SuperTEAM wins again despite Mr.Mexican aristocrat's efforts to plunder $hit

Then we come back to Rocks crappy party, Dolph and Fatt @ss offers him a Dinosaur named Mae whom he kissed and made them skidaddle, then here comes Superman to wreck the party, almost saves the day....

Whoa here comes Kane and Batistwo to battle it out with Mason killing Kane for the most part.....and yo yo here comes C O R R E. and......Big Show.....Batista JR Destroys them and leaves NeXuS in the dust....Sweeet!

And next segment, Birthday boy comes out and makes more promises...okay...Here's Vinnie Mac, The Higher Pwer himself down to suck the Rock's, uh...Chorizo and showing us an awesome video of Rock's life, which I truly enjoyed....But Oh Vince, Austin was the one that started that "What" crap. anyways out comes my stunt double, Mya out to sing to the Rock...awwww...okay then Rocky says his usual catchphrase that closes the rock with balloons, confetti and stufff....I guesss Raw delivered, we all knew it would be mainly about Rock's birthday so hoo ray, but nothing and I mean, nothing....beats Foley's "This is your Life" still OWNS this whole show.

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Kane;'s mic work has improved massively, while his promo and the content therof sucked massively..Kane outed himself..Dum*ss PHUCK you kane, you're an idot for killing your own character..and Edge's response promo was very funny..and somewhat anti PG, which is what I like

KOR Qualifying Match: "Swags" vs. "Controlled Frenzy" cant tell you how STUPID both of those monikers sound like but anyways the match was long and solid...Loved it and even though i wanted Jack Angle to win, the match was fun and we'll see how Kofi does in the Semi's we know he's not gona win the crown. BTW the commentating was awesome in this match. I lovw how they put over the importance of winning KOR.

Kane-Teddy-Edge= LOSE I'm sorry but all this BS storyline is piing me off, i mean Edge is funny and all but God this storyline sucks as well as Kane's altered character AGAIN!!! but it was great to hear Paul call the dumb phucks in the audience "Bastards"!

Alberto Del Rio, sexy and smart and oh so devious..Love him and loved his interview backstage, and ADR vs. Big show, who by the way looks like a "Knucklehead" in that STUPID Knucklehead shirt..oh God now I feel OLD!!! anyways Loved him beating Show in the most cowardice of ways, oh hell, es muy guapo y marbiloso y lo amo. SEXY My next king of the Ring: King Alberto Del Rio...SEXYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

Okay moving on to insipidity Edge+ Orton segment acually made sense, now Edge gets a shot again and I pray to GOD at TLC that he wins and gets rid of this storyline.

Boring and Pathetis MVP vs. Equally as Yawnworthy Drew Mac for KOR qualification.....Uh..BOREDOM...Dont care who won but kudos to The Scottsman hope he loses in the next round to Del Rio or whoever he ends up fighting

Lay cool dear lord these 8itches are BORING and kelly sucks as well so it was a complete waste of time, even Beth didnt make this the least bit interesting NEXT

Gay Pisterio VS Awesomely Dashing Cody Rodes :-* for KOR qualifying was sweet, I love Cody, plays his character very very well and O Dios Mio MI bebe y mi Esposo Alberto Del Rio was out there oh baby jejejeje on commentary, sounding sey, looking handsome and oh...Im sorry I love him..I think Cody won thanks to my man, my sexy man who laughs at the loser on the ground gay myserio..LOVET!!!!!!!

Then comes the End..Edge and kane again.....this was the only real cool segment as it was very Un PG I loved it, reminds of something from the Attitude Era when Edge hit th wheelchair and Dummy, the diference is, in the Attitude Edr, it would have been a real person in the wheelchair jejeje Great ending of smackdown I would say

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Couldn't agree more here.

;)

Figures that we couldn't go a week without Ce-Nerd...Way to make things belieavable, 'E.

And I have a few choice words for this alleged "Senor" Ce-Nerd: Vete al diablo, pinche inbecil. Ni sirves para limpiar el culo!

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Overflowing amounts of WIN here

Oh, look...Another guest host that doesn't have the slightests clue about wrestling, This should be fun.

I can't wait to see the fallout of last week's events.

My picks for King Of The Ring:

1- Alberto Del Rio
2- Sheamus
3- John Morrison
4- Daniel Bryan

I'm glad I was wrong about the push killers (Pissterio & Slow) being in the tournament.

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And I Quote :"I LOVE YOU"