I laughed pretty hard when I heard about that. I mean okay, religion stretches the boundaries and does scientifically impossible things like humans having babies without having sex. That's a "miracle". But dinosaurs? come on.XilePrincess
According to some theorists there were actually two arks. One day Noah found Michael Crichton trapped in amber, then extracted dino DNA and ship building material from it. Proud of his ambitious work, he called it Jurassic Ark - the largest floating theme park ever made!
Of course, everyone knows that humans and dinosaurs don't mix. The T-Rex grew impatient while waiting in line for the bathroom, and wrecked all the portaloos on board. In the end, Noah kick starts the largest on-water-hissy-fit ever seen. (Spielberg didn't have the cgi back in '93 to recreate tsunami-like tremors, and opted for a glass of water instead.)
In the ensuing panic, Jurassic Ark hit an iceberg (which turned out to be Larry King's beard), and all the dinos escaped. Five years later, Noah went back to the drawing board. Hence, why he laid down such strict boarding rules, and reminded folks it was HIS boat.
;) /tongue in cheek comment.
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