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signature link help

ok, so i linked my signature to my profile page, and since it's a link, the orange border appears around it. Is there a way to make the border smaller, or to disappear altogether?

One of the best jokes ever

This joke is hilarious, take the time to read it! Post thoughts on it too :D

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion  for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an  embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met  a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would  marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the  marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme  sacrifice and gave up beans.    Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on his  birthday and on the way home from work, his car broke down.  Since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her  that he would be late because he had to walk home. On his way  home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked  beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk  he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home.  It was, after all, his birthday. So he went in and ordered, and  before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans.     All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he  felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed  somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most  wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a  blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the  table and made him promise not to peak. At this point he was  beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was  about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again  made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she  went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the  opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was  not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time  breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about  him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came  on. He raised his leg and RRIIPPP !!! It sounded like a diesel  engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he  tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would  dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon  winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a  minute later the flowers on the table were dead.    With his blindfold still on, when he heard the phone farewells  he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top  of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when  his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if  he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not  peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"    To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated  around the table for his surprise birthday party.  

SNOw!!!

We had snow this morning :D It all melted when it hit the ground but it's still awesome. Almost time to go snowboarding :D

Bear sighting!

We were driving home tonight and we saw a bear in a tree by the side of the road. It was pretty cool.