http://www.gamespot.com/gamecube/action/mortalkombatdeadlyalliance/reader_review.html?id=4514939

Well, once again I have decided to write another one. My finally got inspired to write something for a different game.

Well, I'm 18, and my title is Flicky. Then I thought to myself, what the hell is a flicky, no use worrying about it anymore.

Yea, the hot water heater started to leak, thank god that stuff is free to fix on base. Well it only took 30 minutes to fix so once again the day is saved.

So I was playing today, moving much faster than usual. I was here fighting this boss with the samuri which makes him only like 30 seconds to kill (maybe longer):

So once my little adventure there was over I needed to head back to the mansion. Well the hunters were out and about so I wasn't to concerned but I had to remember about the suicide zombie. So I was walking around fighting zombies:

Then I saw a shadow.

So I decided to myself to take quick action to dispatch him:

Suddenly, something unexpected happened, he killed me somehow with those grenades. I was like its ok, I saved, but then I realized something, I hadn't saved once. I had to start all the way back over. I got owned.

Till next time you punk, till next time.

All right, we've all had a piece of apple pie before.

Yes, its delicious, but when topped with vanilla ice-cream it makes it even better. Plus sticking carmel on top of it makes triple threat delicious. But, heres my warning, under any circumstances do not, i repeat, DO NOT, put chocolate syrup on top of it. You'll ruin it. Never have I tasted such a disgusting piece of food, but, bear it in mind I did finish eating it so the food would not go to waste.

Started playing the RE original again. Whew, much better this time around for some reason and I barely got the samuri edge with Jill: 4 hours and 56 minutes to be exact. But I got it and I found that I can complete the game much faster with Chris. He seems much faster to use than Jill but that Samuri Edge gun sure makes the game go a hell of a lot faster than usual (duh). Oh well, now I just need to get that Rocket Launcher but its going to be a pain in the ass to get.

Old but I found this to be a little funny:

"If Arnold is elected, you know who I'd feel sorry for? The people on death row. Imagine, you're about to be executed, the governor calls, you think it's your reprieve, and you hear 'Hasta la vista, baby."

Jay Leno

"Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas."

Lewis Black

Heres a quote to make your day just a little more special:

"This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me."

Rodney Dangerfield

Woot, what more is there that I can say.