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24 reasons Canadians rule!

got this off the Playstation.com GAP forum...

24 reasons Canadians rule!

Alien-Breed on Mon, 2006-03-27 19:27

1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied... Go figure...
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.

My Thursday....

On Thursady March 9, 2006 I was walking over to my friends house with him and his bud, we saw a christmas tree...so for the hell of it me and Sean picked it up and started carring it down the road...about a couple hundred meters later he gave up so I had to sling it on my back and carry it by myself...

2 and a half kilometers later and half a km from his house this OPP cop(provincial cop) pulls us over and wonders what were doing...so we told her were just carriing this tree for the hell of it and she wonders what were doing because we can't "Burn it, or chuck it in the gulley" that would be littering... Then she asks us our names so my 2 friends go,"Sean, Anthony." i say"John" Then Sean says"No thats not your name your name is Brent." (idiot)

So the cop gets out of her car and comes up to me..."Did you lie to a cop, because thats a felony and i can arrest you for that..." "No I didn't that's one of my names and my e-mail...(aprox.)"So after giving us a lecture we walk to my friends house and i toss the tree down the gulley and go inside to play Resident Evil 4...(wich has way to many dif. weapons...you can never own half of them and upgrades are to dam expensive....)

Records Smashed*edit*

Yesterday (Mar. 2, 2005) I beet my best kill streak of 20 with an APC on Dragon Valley with a 22 kill steak on Mass Destruction with a light vehicle machine-gun and being a Hind Gunner. On Battlefield 2. Also last week I beat my best sniper kill... Before my record was shooting out a guys neck while he was falling 150 m away without scoping on Halo 2...last week I shot out a chopper pilot at 50m without scoping while it was flying around...

Today Mar 17 I doulbed my old best score on 3D Pinball that comes with most computers...i hadn't played it in years, but nothing else to do at my grandpa's, I got 8,073,000 points...what's your best score?

EA stop ripping our Dam money off us!

Ok i love Battlefield 2 right so i just went out and dished out $40(can) for the expansion pack, then yesterday they anounce there also amking 2 booster packs a $10 US each. You only get 3 new maps, some new gun's plus the odd vehicle. I've shelled out $60 for Battlefield 2 Then last weekend I shelled out another $40 for the expansion pack(which should be selling at $30.) I think it's a rip to give them $15x2 for some small things. I'll do it because I'm a big Battlefield fan but that's the only reason. So in all I end up spending $130(Can) and then they'll probobally come out with an all in one package for $100...

But i think it's unfair that EA is ripping us off...look EA you made probaly several hundred million dollars off Battlefield 2 and 1942(after costs) just give us the dam booster for free. To make it worse I have to download it, I can't buy the booster's from the stores.
That's just me...comment if you like...

head spinner

these are a few headspinner's i don't now the answer and i have taken this off SniperWolf5's riddle on www.us.playstation.com.

1)When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from Wednesday as today was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?

2)What relation would your father's sister's sister-in-law be to you?

Christmas!

Ok my parents were freaking generous for christmas...

im not trying to brag but heres what i got.

Sony 1 gig mp3 player

$100bond

razor

hot fuss by the killers

age of empires 3(for all us kids)

mars bars

lego dune buggy

a watch

and my brother got battlefront 2 so i can play that...

we opened all gifts christmas eve because my mom was working on christmas...

anyone want to buy my cd player?

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