@nofxgamer @WitIsWisdom

Did you see that episode of South Park where Cartman got the rascal? lmao

Hell yeah, a free Rascal would be sweet... maybe X1 is waiting to reveal a free rascal with every X1 pre-order... lol

@nofxgamer

Yes, it is called Life Alert... lol

in other news... "I got my free rascal."

@devak108

Only if you wear a pacemaker.

Did everyone hear the latest news?

Xbox One just announced a new app to catch and dry all the lemmings tears. It's called KleeneXbox One... the magical drying properties not only dab away tears but also leave a streak free shine... lmao

**BREAKING NEWS** This just came through from a very reliable leaked source.

it appears as though this feature will be completely compatible with kinect 2.0. You simply take your hand and grab the corner of the tissue and slowly lift upwards towards your eyes. Then in small and even stroking motions you gently rub the tissue over the affected area until the magical properties of this "rocket science" level technology does the rest. Remember folks you ARE the controller.

@devak108

Or since it will have no games... Xbox None

@nofxgamer

They did this because the answers to all the questions are those they don't want us to hear.

@natt39

That about sums it up.... and why you want to get the console after that is beyond me.... unless you plan on owning more than one.

@huerito323

No, no it won't.

@Percuvius3

Looks like Flamedragon has blue pills, but I don't know if those will help.

@Percuvius3

I think someone needs to write this kid a prescription for something.. heh