Today in science class, I was itting down doing some work, when my teacher called to a student "You're a hazard in the lab with those shoes untied." They go through this everyday, and normally he'll tie them out without question. But today was different. He screamed at the teacher, "No, You know whats a hazard in the lab?! Me bringing a gun to school and wasteing you and all your students!"
Obviosly everyone was scared, and we were all sent home early. I live right next to the school, so I guess I beat the phonecall home. My Mom asked me what happend, then after noticing I was visibly scared, she asked me what was wrong. I explained to her what happend, and my Mom got scared she said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suite case and send me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad Drinking orang juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear the pricey booze, wine all that Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat? I don't think sow I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop and yelled my name out I ain't trying to get arrested I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
That had to be staged...if not, that college professor cannot expect to live much longer. People like him tend to piss off the wrong folks eventually, and wind up in a garbage bag in little pieces.ak47lover
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