Now lately I have been very annoyed by fanboys as of late and I'd like to share my thoughts with all of you and see what you think of them. Cause I'm awesome.
An if you give me some BS reply like, "Put this in your blog" I'll have you know I dont read blogs and i sure as hell don't expect you to read mine.
I'll start with handhelds.
PSP FANBOYS
THE BUTT PIRATES
aka
THE PIRATES
What I don't get about PSP fanboys is how alot of their arguments about how the DS is not as good as psp has something to do with pirating. Now, I'm no pirate, and yes I own a psp. I don't like the idea of seamen on the poop deck lol jk but in all seriousness they need to find better reasons to claim their handheld to be the best. Serial, the pirate excuse is old.
DS FANBOYS
OLD WIDOWS
I once asked the DS board @ gamefaqs and asked why THEY liked the DS in attempt to help me see what they are liking about this system cause I sure am not a fan. They brought up things like, "Pokemon" and, "Mario", and "Zelda" and excuses such as, "It's made by nintendo" Now look here. I don't care WHO made the console. It's all about the games. An I don't find math and brain excersises to be as entertaining as whipping out an energy sword and lunging some 12 year old to death. It just doesn't do it for me. I want to see new inventive games. With rich stories and fun addicting gameplay. Not some pokemon game I played 5 years ago. Or some old first party nintendo game that has 31241234 games in the series total. I want new heros, new villans, new stories, new characters, new gameplay. Not recycled scraps from Myiamoto's drawing board.
Now for the consoles.
XBOX360 FANBOYS
THE REAL SHEEP
People view Nintendo fanboys as sheep for their liking to be hearded by a sheapard. I see the 360 fanboys in that same light. They are by far the worst. And there is more of them than any other fanboy faction. The think their games are better than any other consoles games and most have not, and will never own another cosole like a PS3, or a Wii. They may play them at walmart or at a friends but most of them will never desire to own a PS3 or Wii. Having some alone down time with the PS3 made me realise that it's better than I was lead to believe. Sure it's not the best but after hearing the lies of 360 fanboys I never expected it to be as good as it was. So 360 fanboys, go see your other options for yourself, Don't take anyone else's opinions to be fact before you make your own educated opinion. Basically, stop being controlled.
PS3 FANBOYS
THE CRYBABIES
OH NOES! Your console is hated by others! Your consoles' creator company is no longer the market leader! Go cry emo kids. You can complain all you want. Your time is better spent playing your PS3. Considering how many fat chicks you sold yourself to to buy it. Now, you don't have that many good games. In my view the 360 doesn't either but others disagree. An those people get under your skin I bet. Now, Wipe up the tears, an wait for the future when you have something other than resistance to brag about.
Wii FANBOYS
DEFENSIVE HYPERACTIVE KIDS
How do you describe a Wii fanboy? I'll tell you.
They think the Wii is the future. They think the cheap console with motion controller is perfect an........it starts to repeat after that like a broken record. Anyone who does not share their beliefe is bound to get flamed eventually. They jump to defend the Wii from insult like Voltron defends the alliance planets, happens every time. Some people will say the Wii is out to destroy hardcore gaming, or that it will never stand up to the power of the PS3 and 360. It wont stop them from their religious-like devotion, nope. Their vigalance will die with their charred remains.
Some of you might leave snotty comments like, "who cares what you think" but you've read this now so GOTCHA *****!
Thank you for your time.
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