I admit it- JRPGs suck. Badly. It's always the exact same stuff, every time:
- Stupid, colorful-haired, homo/metrosexual characters.
- The guys always look like girls, and they are almost always white guys.
- Totally unrealistic in basically every regard, including storyline and dialogue.
- oh no! Some little kid has to save the world/country/village, while at the same time growing up along the way!
- Always some sidekick character that looks like an animal.
- Totally fake weapons.
- Half hour cut scenes, which in reality are just a self-indulgent yawn-fest. Some JRPGs don't even let you skip the cut scenes.
- Always some ridiculously pointless love connection somewhere in the storyline.
- Totally boring turn-based fighting systems, which require absolutely zero skill. My dog could beat a Final Fantasy boss by randomly stepping on the controller.
What is it about these snoozers that you guys love so much? They suck. When will the gaming world FINALLY be done with JRPGs?
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