I'm looking for a few unpaid interns to clean my toilet. Compensation includes valuable experience, and a brand new toilet brush.

I can barely stand my current life friends.

the ancient art of zen laundry dates back to the period of early homo sapiens.

16, only lasted til he got tired of the riding crop though. What a wuss.

already write reviews on the side for a smaller site.

yes, I follow "Not That Kind of Girl" by Lena Dunham, to the letter.

There are a lot of low cards in that hand.

everyone needs their Chrono cherry popped. =P

It told me to play Hearthstone. That quiz knows me better than I know myself !

@Byshop said:

@micha_93 said:

Goofing around at work:

Does Starbucks have an official Quidditch team?

-Byshop

They could really give the Folgers' Flyers a run for their money.