No! No no no no no! I can't believe it! I was wrong this whole time! Every blog and I was wrong! This is horrible!
I can't believe I've been using a "b" all this time instead of a "z"! But starting today, I'm gonna do it right!
ShaZam!
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...I guess that's why I wasn't being hit by lightning all those other times...
Answer: http://youtube.com/watch?v=vq5csKvXCT4
Tomarrow's the last day of school. For me that is (:P). I am a bit pissed. I created my own year book, and I wanted all my friends to sign it. In 5th period (we dissected a baby pig! It was groovy!), I gave it to my friend Irma for her to sign it. But I forgot to pick it up from her at the end of the cla$$ period. I found this out in 6th period, and while going to 7th period (which I don't have with her), I had to find her. When I did, she said to pick it up from her cla$$ after 7th period. It was cool. But when I did try, some stupid teachers told me I couldn't go that way. And the worst part is that I might not see her tomarrow (which is the last day!). Those stupid teachers suck eggs.
Fish cry?
Well, it's about time for me to be sattlin' up now.
I am sorta changing my profile (haven't done it in a while), so yeah...
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I...lost...I lost...I lost the title...I am no longer the president of the Kangaroo Crew...this cannot be...this cannot be!
I lost my glorious title of king. Found myself being challenged to a raping contest by some strange fellow. I thought it would be fun moping the floor with some outsider far in over his head. But His skill was great. He was everywhere on the girl! It seemed like he was caressing every part of her body (especially her pelvic area if you catch my drift). I felt so inferior. So weak...my title was stripped from me, and I was thrown of the face of the Kangaroo Crew kingdom.
As a last request, I wished to know the name of the one who defeated me so easily...
It was...
Optimus Prime
As of right now, my feet hurt so bad. I was walking all day yesterday, and today I was so sore. I knew I shoulda bought that pimp cane from the dollar store.
Enjoy this pic:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/BakedPotatoWithButter.jpg
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...Fish from the store. I named him fishy, and now I'm gonna eat him.:D
I haven't been on as often. I dunno why. I think I'm just to lazy to visit other people's blogs. Sorry peoples.
Now I'm just waiting for summer. It's a snorefest now, all my friends are boring, and my cousin has my memory card. But this summer, I'm going back to Nebraska! First, I'm gonna be with my brother (which I am really not anticipating...), then I'm gonna visit my old friends and cousins!
Dear Dub Naruto,
What happens if we don't believe it?
Sincerely, bananamilk24.
Nothing interesting, but something disturbing:
Actually, I sorta saw it coming.
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Sure, I may have been gone for an entire week, but that doesn't mean I was dead.
I only have, like, 9 more days of school left! Totally!
So, during this past week, I've been re-reading Naruto Shippuden. There have also been a bunch of fights these past few weeks at my school. On Wendsday, someone was pushed down the bleachers by another person. Today, someone ended up emerging from a fight with half of hius face covered in blood. Plus a bunch of other fights I didn't really catch. Man, I hope I don't have to kill all those kids.
Progress Report:
Pre-AP* LA: 88
Pre-AP Literature: 71
Spanish: 60 -_-
US History: 82
Pre-AP Science: 89
Foundation for Fitness**: 96
Math: 83
*Pre-AP= advanced clas$
**It's just some clas$ they threw together because we needed more credit to make it to high school. Its like a combination between Gym and Health.
So, I guess I'm back. See you fish monkeys tomarrow.
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At last. I have hacked the Kangaroo Crew's Center Control System and brought the superpower to it's knees! Now i am in command of the Kangaroo Crew! And with this massive corperation at my disposal, I shall take over this marble! Just you wait!
But in less demented news, I only have about 3 more weeks of school left, which is pretty groovy.
Eh, I felt the need to make a blog, just to tell you that I am not dead yet. If you don't like this one, then you are a squid.
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You heard me. Get a freakin' calendar.
My weekend was pretty grueling. Pretty much all Saturday and Sunday I was helping my aunt move into her new house. It is freakin'groovy! The bad part about it is that there is no gas station around, so that means no more walking to the store and buying candy. But we did see this guy in an ice cream truck. We wanted to ask him for ice cream, but he looked kinda creepy, and he might "ask us to come to the back of the truck" (rapist). I was definately against him...or was he an ally for the kangaroo crew...?
I found out that my aunt collected porn magazines. Kinda weird. The weirder part about it is that she let me keep them.
While searching through the magazines (nothing happened), I found an autobiography on the Kangaroo Crew. Not only was it kinda hot, but it gave me the information I need...for when I eventually take down the Kangaroo Crew superpower and then strive for my own intentions...
EDIT: HypnoInsanity was banned! Why can't we win?!
Happy Cinco De Mayo.:P
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What kinda question is that?! Everyone knows that I am the most groovy person every to be born/created.
Today was better. After finishing the TAKS (which is the final one ^_^), I played poker and a bunch of board games (or as I like to call them "Bored games"). I suck at bluffing.
It's Friday. I don't have anything to do. My friends are kinda boring now. The only thing we do now is play soccer and jump on the trampoline. Eh...
jrsygrl is sexy.
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Eh, who gives a damn?
Anyways, It's been hard to find stuff to blog about lately. This week in school has been hell. Tuesday and Wednsday, all I did was sit in my first period all day because the 7th graders were taking the TAKS test, and today, 8th graders had to take the TAKS test. I finished around 11 AM, so all I could do the rest of the day was sit around, and tomarrow, I have to take another long, grueling test.
*sets up Jell-O stand* Eh, I don't like Jell-O, so you can have it.
I have been going to that superdeluxe site lately. I have to admit, some of their videos are hilarious! I have their links, but be warned, some of their videos contain relentless use of cuss words and sometimes has nudity (but not alot, and it cartoon, so it's okay, I guess).
http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BB70AD0C7969D51BF8F67E2B3E520D4ED9 (Baby Cakes Diary Entry 1)
http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BBDBE049A2874E3C1160E34B33C87AA3F3 (Baby Cakes Diary Entry 3)
http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BB1226B76293E824B4B47D9B9CAC09B7A0 (**** the Humans)
I posted the diary entries that were funniest. You can watch the other ones if you like.
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