An atom walks into a bar. In there he sees another atom looking depressed. He says "Hey man what's wrong?"

"I lost an electron."

"Are you sure?"

"I'm positive."

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: you like your margheritas with or without salt?
You: I love you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:cry:

Okami Amaterasu is my favorite female character

DanKC25

Same, can't believe I didn't think of her. She's a dog and she shows more character than most females in video games.

silent hunter II & III, combined with GWX3.0....

mod is free WW2 german u-boat simulation is about 10 bucks....

http://www.amazon.com/Silent-Hunter-2-3-DJC/dp/B0017HIH6O/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=software&qid=1239391511&sr=8-2

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=102096

edit: 1999 or earlier? that term has always confused me. Does the term, "earlier" mean, newer or older? and what is it with this forum and spacing between words. The spaces between words always tend to disappear, after I hit the submit button...

Threesixtyci

Older. The oldest game my computer can't play is Deus Ex. So 1999 or older.

I'm looking for any game (as long as it isn't sports based or an RTS) on any of the following systems PS2, Gamecube, Sega Genesis, Super Nintendo, Playstation, N64, or PC (But ONLY games released 1999 or older.) As long as it's $10 or under (including shipping), I'll check it out.

Please give me some ideas.

EDIT: Changed word to make it less confusing.

EDIT: Already decided on what I'm getting. I ordered Worms Armageddon for the PC. Mods can lock this topic.

I skipped the beginning.

Stranger: tell me
Stranger: a bedtime story
You: A long time ago in a faraway land,
You: lived a beautiful princess.
You: She was married to the most dashing prince in all the land.
You: But one night the prince came home drunk and beat the princess.
Stranger: :(
You: This continued for months.
Stranger: :(
You: Finally the princess grew fed up with the prince and killed him in his sleep.
Stranger: :(
You: Unfortunately, the king discovered the princesses crime and cast her out from his kingdom.
You: Unable to support herself financially, the princess had to turn to prostitution.
Stranger: How old was princess?
You: 18
Stranger: ok
Stranger: :(
You: One night, walking along the street, the former princess was attacked by a man.
Stranger: you?
You: possibly
Stranger: certainly
You: She ran away as fast as she could and didn't dare look back.
You: But suddenly,
You: she felt a firm, cold grip on her shoulder.
Stranger: The kind ?
You: The attacker spun her around and said
Stranger: The king
Stranger: send me
You: "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
You: She whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.
Stranger: cool
You: If anything I should say that this cab was rare but I thought "Naw forget it, yo homes to Bel Air!"
Stranger: Sounds fair enough
You: I pulled up to the castle about 7 or 8 and I whistled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later!"
You: I looked at my kingdom I was finally there.
You: To take my rightful throne as the princess of Bel-Air.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: You are better than i expected
Stranger: Zzzz... Zzz...
Stranger: Zzz

Any Sci-Fi pictures original. They are all terrible. And they don't have that "it's so bad it's good quality." You can't laugh at it. Everything is just so. . .bland. It's like nobody was even trying.

The Boss from MGS3. Though technically it might be a little hard to classify her as a villain.

Run in terror!

You: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Stranger: Irish, big beard, kills nobels with a big ass claymore
Stranger: do I win?
You: Does he look like a *****?
Stranger: hell no
Stranger: but he can accidentaly the whole coke bottle
You: Say "he can accidentaly the whole coke bottle" one more time.
You: Say it one more goddamn time!
You: I dare you.
Stranger: say what?
You: I **** DOUBLE DARE YOU.
Stranger: I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU
Stranger: he can accidentaly the whole coke bottle
You: *BLAM*
You have disconnected.