Apparently not, would you like to hear about my virgin struggles?

CHOASXIII

Seeing as I'm watching the show, yes please. Every last detail.

There's a show on called "Virgin Diaries" and it's about virgins obviously, and apparently their struggles. What is the world coming to, is nothing sacred??

The talk itself was not very technical and shallow - it was not PhD caliber in my opinion.

entropyecho

Can they turn him down for the degree or something? Where does he go from here?

I went to my friend's defense today - in short, it was bad. I think his committee slaughtered him in the closed-door session.

entropyecho

Was he unprepared?

Is Panda Express any good?Ring_of_fire

Yes, their orange chicken with fried rice is awesome.

@BP Watching that video clip, I see those prostitution ads in the Miami newspaper all the time. I kinda laugh, because I bet they're ugly as fawk.Fightingfan

There are real ads for that stuff in the paper?? And they indicate payment must be made?

I would do anything for love,

But I won't do that.

entropyecho

Well we tried.

I don't know what I want in a woman - even after all this time. I'm doomed, DOOMED I TELL YOU.

entropyecho

You don't need a checklist and it doesn't have to be complicated. When you find someone you like that'll be that. Like that Ukranian girl. :P

If you want to place an ad like FF suggests, here's how the Golden Girls handle it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC1gq8FzKCg

Super model wife with a Ferrari, yup.Fightingfan

He can just pick one of those up on his way home from work I assume.Surely a wife isn't that hard to find.

I won't be able to do research and funding opportunities for community colleges suck.

entropyecho

Well give it a little time before you rush to judgment. You may love it. Is there a plan b you can make in case you really hate it?