CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN- 1 DAY
On the twelth day of Christmas my ex-love gave to me:
Twelve carolers shooting
Eleven lawyers suing
Ten badges a-popping
Nine blackbags a-smelling
Eight bulbs exploding (GAH!)
Seven Shirts a-burning
Six chainsaws a-humming
FIVE CRAPPY SWEATERS!
Four harsh tickets
Three smashed PlayStations
Two wooden canes
And a pitiful Charlie Brown Tree!
Me: Sheesh, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU CAROLERS!!!
And there isn't any news today because were still in December.
CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN- 2 DAYS
On the eleventh day of christmas my false love gave to me:
Eleven lawyers suing
Ten badges a-popping
Nine blackbags a-smelling
Eight bulbs exploding (GAH!)
Seven Shirts a-burning
Six chainsaws a-humming
FIVE CRAPPY SWEATERS!
Four harsh tickets
Three smashed PlayStations
Two wooden canes
And a pitiful Charlie Brown Tree!
Me: ARGH! MY #1 DISLIKED PEOPLE! No wonder she was my false love....
And the events that happened in NOVEMBER this year
News: The Wii and the PS3 debut and the wii's sales are almost triple of the PS3s.
Screwed Up News: the midterm elections commence and the democrats win back the legislative branch. Though i think its a pity that Maryland picked a democrat when Ehrlich did a great job. Good thing ive moved 5 miles away from MD. WV had no elections.
CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN- 3 DAYS
On the tenth day of Christmas tv.com gave to me
Ten badges a-popping
Nine blackbags a-smelling
Eight bulbs exploding (GAH!)
Seven Shirts a-burning
Six chainsaws a-humming
FIVE CRAPPY SWEATERS!
Four harsh tickets
Three smashed PlayStations
Two wooden canes
And a pitiful Charlie Brown Tree!
And this is my 50th blog post! Yay!
And the events that happened in OCTOBER this year...
News: A small aircraft flown by a Yankee pitcher crash into a building in the NYC and causes security to be jacked up even more.
Screwed=Up news: None.
Well today i got another stupid chain letter and it says crap like thisll be in the world record book. but it says i have to mail it out to 7 people so i wont break the chain. Well how can i break it if theres 6 other people that got the letter and so on!
CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN-4 DAYS
On the ninth day of Christmas a garbageman gave to me
Nine blackbags a-smelling
Eight bulbs exploding (GAH!)
Seven Shirts a-burning
Six chainsaws a-humming
FIVE CRAPPY SWEATERS!
Four harsh tickets
Three smashed PlayStations
Two wooden canes
And a pitiful Charlie Brown Tree!
And the events that happened in SEPTEMBER this yr....
News: The Pope Benedict XVI controversy begins.
Screwed Up News: More Steroids crap and Miguel Tejada, Roger Clemens, and Andy Pettite are accused. Now Roger and Andy were on the Yankees for a while so its possible but Tejada is on the orioles and that is complete bull****. baseball+steroids= false media crap and false media crap= screwed up news.
CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN-5 DAYS
On the eighth day of Christmas a schemer gave to me
eight bulbs exploding
seven shirts a-burning
six saws a-humming
FIVE CRAPPY SWEATERS!
Four harsh tick-ets
Three smashed Playstations
Two wooden canes
And a pitiful Charlie brown tree!
Me: GAH! wtf was that GAH! kid thinking! OW!
Kid: You were supposed to use them on the house- wait your'e not the person i was looking for... Crap....
And the Events that happened in AUGUST this year...
News: There was an alleged plot to explode 10 planes over the Atlantic but it wuz busted.
Screwed Up News: Ernesto starts to threaten Florida and when it hits it causes little damage but once again there was a State of Emergency. The same storm later hit where i am and i got off school, because of drizzle.
CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN- 6 DAYS
On the seventh day of christmas a shocked woman gave to me
Seven shirts a-burning
Six chainsaws a humming
FIVE CRAPPY SWEATERS!
Four harsh tick-ets
Three smashed Play Station (3) s
Two wooden canes
And a pit-i-ful Charlie Brown Tree!
AND the events that happen in JULY this year...
News: The crap begins between the countries of Lebanon and Israel and lots of bombs drop, the media go "OMG THIS IS WWIII! ANOTHER THING TO BLAME ON BUSH!" and more crap.
Screwed up news: Dont feel like looking because im depressed
Anyways.... why im depressed. Well we were utterly pwned on our first homegame and i was only played 1/6 of the game.. we lost 39-15.
CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN- 7 DAYS
On the sixth day of Christmas a blind person gave to me
Six chainsaws a-humming (the braille was wrong)
FIVE CRAPPY SWEATERS!
Four harsh tickets
Three smashed PlayStations
Two Wooden canes
And a pitiful brown Charlie Brown tree!
Me: Wait, these are on. (gets cut badly) GAH!
AND The events that happened in JUNE this year......
News: School ends. Yay!
Screwed-up news : Tropical Storm alberto hits Florida and causes little damage but the governor declared a state of emergency anyways.
CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN- 8 DAYS
On the fifth day of Christmas someone cheap gave to me
FIVE CRAPPY SWEATERS!
four harsh tickets
three smashed Play Stations
Two wooden canes
and a pitiful Charlie Brown tree!
Me: ugh, what's this thing made out of?!
Cheap person: Hair and Dun-
(throws them at the person and goes after them with a paintball gun)
And the events that happened in MAY this year...
News: American idol comesd to an end and Taylor Hicks is foolishly crowned winner.
Also at e3 2006 the awesome Wii is finally announced and after looking at 10000 youtube videos, Wii pwned the PS3 and still does.
Screwed-Up News: A disgruntled and seemingly drunk bus driver starts acting like he's playing PS2 games in the streets of Ireland including going the wrong way on a train rail and the roads and ends up killing some1. Okay.....
CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN- 9 DAYS
On the fourth day of Christmas a policeman gave to me
Four harsh tickets
Three Smashed Play Stations
Two Wooden canes
And a pitiful Charlie Brown Tree!
Me: But officers, i didn't steal the damn PS3s! I just smashed them! Oh crap....
News in april: 1st succesful artificial bladder transplant (partly screwed Up)
screwed-up crappy news in April: I get the stomach flu on Easter and the time is ruined.
CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN- 10 DAYS
On the third day of Christmas a shoplifter gave to me
Three smashed Play Station (3)s!
Two wooden canes !(not candy)
And a pitiful Charlie brown tree!
Me: Must've been a fellow Wii fan.. (police arrive) S***!!!
And the events that happened in March this year
News: 70 tornados hit the central US in one day.
Screwed-Up news: Crap, Can't find any....
Nothing to say today
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