I will endure violence to a point. Mindless violence (like GTA/Postal), I won't play at all. Bioshock has an interesting storyline so it keeps me entertained. CS:S is a good midpoint for me. Its not too violent, but anything more needs to have a reason.

GTA is a dynamic game, where you complete missions to progress through the storyline. You are free to do what you want in GTA, I.E. steal cars, kill people, eat, have sex, kill people. But it IS a mission driven game, and has a great storyline.

CSS is a multiplay game, as well as a boring and short singleplayer game, that consists of many rounds of killing your oppenent or planting bombs to blow S*** up. CSS isn't "not too violent". The ragdoll physics are amazingly real with blood clinging to the wall as you spray off an ak-47. You can even shoot them while they're dead on the ground and you can play with there dead body, as blood squirts out as you shoot. There is no storyline at all, only objectives that lets you kill, and kill some more.

Both games are capable of "mindless violence".

2-d with 3d elements would be something new to try.

or maybe 4d that includes 4d glasses with the game so you can play.

why not throw in a metroid prime limited edition stylus while your at it.

wait! don't stop there, hook up a laser cannon JUST like the samus has so you can fux people when they get too close.

yes you can play american games.

I don't know about the language changing on the firmware though, not that it matters much.

You'll be able to figure the menu out in no time.

Problem: He needs a way to watch a movie while playing a game because the game is extremeley boring.

Fact: He is playing the game Maplestory.

Super Mario Bro's. Secret Levels.