More Random Random Thoughts
-If objects in the mirror are closer than they appear, why don't we just build everything in the world a bit smaller so it doesn't look closer in the damn mirror?
-Cesar Chavez sounds like a type of ranch dressing to me. Maybe with almond chunks in it... Also, Mahatma Gandhi sounds like a carpet store.
-I think a good Crayola Crayon color would be Apocalyptic Red. It'd be that reddish tint that all post-apocalyptic movies are filmed in.
-If you want to start and end a conversation at the same time, try these:
"Hey, how's the AIDS treatin' ya?"
"How many times have you passed gas today?"
"Hi! I'm Eric, and this is my imaginary friend Steve."
"I love Star Trek."
And this one's for ladies only:
"Where do you see this relationship going?"
-Everyone always wonders how someone discovered that you could milk a cow. What about the guy who discovered sex?
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