The Taco Bell near here closed down because someone shat in the meat. I called the Taco Bell 1800 number and asked them to explain how fecal matter got in the meat. I didn't record it though, it was purely for my own enjoyment and the few people standing around me.

TB: We don't put umm.. fecees in our meant
Me: So at what point in the manufacturing process does the s*** get put in the meat?
TB: We don't put that in the meat
Me: Ever?
TB: No.
Me: So the meat that I eat at Taco Bell doesn't have s*** in it?
TB: No, it doesn't.
Me: So, is there any way we can get some in there, because it's pretty tasteless.
TB: ...

One of the best prank calls ever is here.

[QUOTE="raiden509"][QUOTE="cjdaweasel"]So, again, what did this Vick guy do? Starve some dogs or something?sSubZerOo

He also has been accused of hanging, electrocuting, drowning, shooting etc etc the dogs that get injured or are not agressive enough.

So he did something against the law and he's going to have to pay for it. I don't understand where the controversy is.

[QUOTE="cjdaweasel"]I stuck a cat in a refrigerator once. Don't know what the logic there was. mjk_1

the freezer or refrigerator?

Fridge part, for like 3 hours or so. I don't think I could reach the freezer at that age. I don't remember it, but I was told I did.

Anime - Not as good as its fans think

Rap Music - A bit of an oxymoron

Grey's Anatomy - Or as I like to call it Ally McDoctor

[QUOTE="cjdaweasel"]

So who's this Vick guy?

TheHimura

I'm guessing you don't know much about sports? He's a football player.

That would be a correct assumption. So what did he do?

So who's this Vick guy?