User Reviews & Ratings

Average Score 6.6/10
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  • Rating:7

    Area 51

    By cjdaweasel | Rating Date: Jan 01, 1990 | SAT
  • Rating:6.9

    Are You Afraid of the Dark? The Tale of Orpheo's Curse

    By cjdaweasel | Rating Date: Jan 01, 1990 | PC
  • Rating:8.9

    Animal Crossing

    By cjdaweasel | Rating Date: Jan 01, 1990 | GC
  • Rating:5

    6-Pak

    By cjdaweasel | Rating Date: Jan 01, 1990 | GEN
  • Rating:10

    Star Wars: Empire at War

    By cjdaweasel | Rating Date: Feb 23, 2006 | PC
  • Rating:10

    Grandia III

    By cjdaweasel | Rating Date: Feb 22, 2006 | PS2
  • Rating:1

    Phantasy Star Online Episode I & II

    By cjdaweasel | Rating Date: Feb 13, 2006 | GC
  • Rating:1

    The Bible Game

    By cjdaweasel | Rating Date: Dec 27, 2007 | PS2
  • Rating:10

    Mass Effect

    By cjdaweasel | Rating Date: Dec 16, 2007 | X360
  • Rating:9.2

    Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Double Agent

    By cjdaweasel | Rating Date: Oct 29, 2006 | X360
  • Rating:2

    Pariah

    By cjdaweasel | Rating Date: Oct 31, 2005 | PC
  • Rating:1

    Lair

    By cjdaweasel | Rating Date: Sep 02, 2007 | PS3
  • Rating:10

    BioShock

    By cjdaweasel | Rating Date: Aug 31, 2007 | PC
  • Rating:9.5

    Assassin's Creed

    By cjdaweasel | Rating Date: Oct 05, 2008 | MOBI
  • Rating:1
    I found Jesus

    The Bible Game

    By cjdaweasel | Review Date: Dec 27, 2007 | XBOX

    I found Jesus

    He was behind the couch. I pick up a lot of bad games. In fact, I'm not ashamed to say it, I actively seek them out. I can't tell if I just love making fun of other people's failures, or I just hate myself so ... Read Full Review

    4 of 4 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:1
    In case you confused it with Final Fantasy XI Offline

    Final Fantasy XI

    By cjdaweasel | Review Date: Nov 01, 2005 | PC

    In case you confused it with Final Fantasy XI Offline

    This review originally appeared on www.cjdaweasel.com You can view it there with pictures included. I would like to start off by stating that if you are considering purchasing FFXI (Final Fantasy 11) I would advis... Read Full Review

    14 of 27 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:1
    Pariah<br /> <br /> -Why Sticking Your Head in a Bowl of Piranhas Would be More Fun.

    Pariah

    By cjdaweasel | Review Date: Oct 29, 2005 | XBOX

    Pariah<br /> <br /> -Why Sticking Your Head in a Bowl of Piranhas Would be More Fun.

    This review originally appeared on www.cjdaweasel.com You can view it there with pictures included. First of all, let me explain how I came across this atrocity. I was intending to buy the game Advent Rising when... Read Full Review

    3 of 3 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:1
    If this looks like the same game from the Dreamcast, you're right, it is.

    Phantasy Star Online: Blue Burst

    By cjdaweasel | Review Date: Jan 28, 2006 | PC

    If this looks like the same game from the Dreamcast, you're right, it is.

    This review originally appeared on www.cjdaweasel.com as part of the "Curse of the MMOs" series. You can view it there with pictures included. Phantasy Star Online is the game that dares to ask the question "How m... Read Full Review

    6 of 20 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:1
    Why is everything green and what button do I press to turn it off?

    The Matrix Online

    By cjdaweasel | Review Date: Dec 29, 2005 | PC

    Why is everything green and what button do I press to turn it off?

    This review originally appeared on www.cjdaweasel.com as part of the series "Curse of the MMOs". You can view it there with pictures included. The Matrix Online is a game that was obviously designed by a group of ... Read Full Review

    4 of 11 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:1
    Its a world, its at war. I have no idea what the craft part is.

    World of Warcraft

    By cjdaweasel | Review Date: Dec 27, 2005 | PC

    Its a world, its at war. I have no idea what the craft part is.

    This review originally appeared on www.cjdaweasel.com as part of the series "Curse of the MMOs". World of Warcraft is an MMO designed for just one thing: Taking your money, and lowering your IQ. Okay, that's two t... Read Full Review

    24 of 38 users found the following review helpful
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