Hi everyone! I would like to welcome you to my 100th blog!!!! For this amazing feat, I cooked up something special for all of you! It took me a forever to do it. But it is finally here! My favorite Disney movie is the Lion King. Always will be and I watched it over and over as a kid. It moved me more than anything else at the time. (Hint for later blogs) I thought to myself that I wanted to do something special with it. Then it dawned on me. Do every song of the movie in LOLcat! This has become more than my traditional stories. So, I'm not going to keep you all waiting, hehe.
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The LOL King
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+ Simba
* Nala
() Zazu
& Banzai
= Timon
^ Pumbaa
# Chorus
TEH CIRCLE OV LIFE
FRUM TEH DAI WE ARRIV ON TEH PLANET
AN BLINKIN, STEP INTO TEH SUN
THARS MOAR 2 C THAN CAN EVR B SEE
MOAR 2 DO THAN CAN EVR B DUN
THARS FAR 2 MUTCH 2 TAEK IN HER
MOAR 2 FIND THAN CAN EVR B FINDZ
BUT TEH SUN ROLLIN HIGH
THRU TEH SAPFIRE SKY
KEEPS GREAT AN SMALL ON TEH ENDLES ROUND
IZ TEH CIRCLE OV LIFE
AN IT MOVEZ US ALL
THRU DESPAIR AN HOPE
THRU FAITH AN LUV
TILL WE FIND R PLACE
ON TEH PATH UNWINDIN
IN DA CIRCLE
TEH CIRCLE OV LIFE
IZ TEH CIRCLE OV LIFE
AN IT MOVEZ US ALL
THRU DESPAIR AN HOPE
THRU FAITH AN LUV
TILL WE FIND R PLACE
ON TEH PATH UNWINDIN
IN DA CIRCLE
TEH CIRCLE OV LIFE
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I JUS CANT W8 2 B LOLKING!
IM GONNA B MIGHTEE LOLKING
SO ENEMIEZ BEWEAR!
(WELLZ, I HAS NEVR SEEN KING OV BEASTES WIF QUITE SO LIL HAIR)
+IM GONNA B TEH MANE EVENT
LIEK NO LOLKING WUZ BEFORE
IM BRUSHIN UP ON LOOKIN DOWN
IM WERKIN ON MAH RAWR+
(THUS FAR, RATHR UNINSPIRIN TING)
+O, I JUS CANT W8 2 B LOLKING+
(UVE RATHR LONG WAI 2 GO, YOUNG MASTAH, IF U FINKZ...)
+NO WAN SAYIN DO DIS+
(NAO WHEN I SED DAT, I -)
*NO WAN SAYIN B THAR*
(WUT I MEANT WUZ...)
+NO WAN SAYIN STOP DAT+
(LOOK, WUT U DOAN REALIZE...)
*NO WAN SAYIN C HER*
(NAO C HER!)
+FREE 2 RUN AROUND ALL DAI+
(WELL, THAZ DEFINITELY OUT...)
+FREE 2 DO IT ALL MAH WAI!+
(I FINKZ IZ TIEM DAT U AN I ARRANGD HART 2 HART)
+LOLKINGS DOAN NED ADVICE FRUM LIL HORNBILLS 4 START
(IF DIS AR TEH WER TEH MONARCHY IZ HEADD COUNT ME OUT! OUT OV SERVICE, OUT OV AFRICA I WOULDNT HANG BOUT Â DIS CHILD IZ GETTIN WILDLY OUT OV WING)
OH, I JUS CANT W8 2 B LOLKING!
EVRYBODY LOOK LEFT
EVRYBODY LOOK RITE
EVRYWHERE U LOOK IM STANDIN IN DA SPOTLIGHT!
(NOT YET!)
LET EVRY CREACHUR GO 4 BROKE AN SING
LETZ HEAR IT IN DA HERD AN ON TEH WING
IZ GONNA B LOLKING SIMBAS FINEST FLIN
#OH, I JUS CANT W8 2 B LOLKING!
OH, I JUS CANT W8 2 B LOLKING!
OH, I JUS CANT W8888888 ... 2 B LOLKING!
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B PREPARD
I NEVR THOT HYENAS ESSENTIAL
THEYRE CRUDE AN UNSPEAKABLY PLAIN
BUT MAIB THEYVE GLIMMR OV POTENTIAL
IF ALLID 2 MAH VISHUN AN BRAIN
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I KNOE DAT UR POWERS OV RETENSHUN
R AS WET AS WARTHOGS BAKSIDE
BUT THICK AS U R, PAI ATTENSHUN
MAH WERDZ R MATTR OV PRIDE
IZ CLEAR FRUM UR VACANT EXPRESHUNS
TEH LITEZ R NOT ALL ON UPSTAIRS
BUT WERE TALKIN KINGS AN SUCCESHUNS
EVN JOO CAN B CAWHT UNAWAREZ!
SO PREPARE 4 CHANCE OV LIFETIME
B PREPARD 4 SENSASHUNAL NEWS
A SHININ NEW ERA IZ TIPTOEIN NEARR
&AN WER DO WE FEACHUR?&
JUS LISTN 2 TEACHR
I KNOE IT SOUNDZ SORDID
BUT ULL B REWARDD
WHEN AT LAST IM GIVEN MAH DUEZ
AN INJUSTICE DELICIOUSLY SQUARD
B PREPARD!
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IZ GREAT DAT WELL SOON B CONNECTD
WIF KING HOOLL B ALL-TIEM ADORD
OV COURSE, QUID PRO QUO, URE EXPECTD
2 TAEK CERTAIN DUTIEZ ON BORD
TEH FUCHUR IZ LITTERD WIF PRIZEZ
AN THOUGH IM TEH MAIN ADDRESEE
TEH POINT DAT I MUST EMFASIZE IZ
U WONT GIT SNIFF WIFFOUT ME!
SO PREPARE 4 DA COUP OV TEH SINTURY
B PREPARD 4 DA MURKIEST SCAM
METICULOUS PLANNIN
#WELL HAS FUD!#
TENACITY SPANNIN #
LAWTS OV FUD#
DECADEZ OV DENIAL
#WE REPEAT#
IZ SIMPLY Y ILL
#ENDLES MEAT#
B KING UNDISPUTD RESPECTD, SALUTD AN SEEN 4 DA WONDR IM
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YEZ, MAH TEETH AN AMBISHUNS R BARD
B PREPARD!
#YEZ, R TEETH AN AMBISHUNS R BARD#
 B PREPARD!
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HACOONA MATATA
HACOONA MATATA!
WUT WANDERBL FRASE
HACOONA MATATA!
AINT NO PASIN CRAZE
IT MEANZ NO WORRIEZ
4 DA REST OV UR DAIS
IZ R PROBLEM-FREE FILOSOFY
HACOONA MATATA!
=Y, WHEN HE WUZ YOUNG WARTHOG...=
^WHEN I WUZ YOUNG WART HOOOOG!^
=VRY NICE.=
^THX!^
=HE FINDZ HIS AROMA LACKD CERTAIN APPEAL HE CUD CLEAR TEH SAVANNAH AFTR EVRY MEAL=
^IM SENSITIV SOUL, THOUGH I SEEM THICK-SKINND AN IT HURT DAT MAH FRENZ NEVR STOOD DOWNWIND AN OH, TEH SHAME^
=HE WUZ ASHAMD!=
^THOUGHTA CHANGIN MAH NAYM^
=OH, WUTS IN NAYM?=
^AN I GOT DOWNHEARTD^
=HOW DID U FEELZ?=
^EVRYTIME DAT I…^
=PUMBAA! NOT IN FRUNT OV TEH KIDZ!=
^OH... SRY.^
HAKUNA MATATA!
WUT WANDERBL FRASE
HACOONA MATATA!
AINT NO PASIN CRAZE
IT MEANZ NO WORRIEZ
4 DA REST OV UR DAIS
^YA, SING IT, KID!^
IZ R PROBLEM-FREE FILOSOFY...
HACOONA MATATA!
HACOONA MATATA!
IT MEANZ NO WORRIEZ
4 DA REST OV UR DAIS.
IZ R PROBLEM-FREE FILOSOFY
HAKUNA MATATA!
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CAN U FEELZ TEH LUV TONITE?
=I CAN C WUTS HAPPENIN=
^WUT?^
=AN THEY DOAN HAS CLUE=
=HOO?=
^THEYLL FALL IN LUV AN HEERS TEH BOTTOM LINE R TRIOS DOWN 2 2.^
=OH.=
TEH SWEET CARES OV TWILIGHT
THARS MAGIC EVRYWHERE
AN WIF ALL DIS ROMANTIC ATMOSFERE
DISASTERS IN DA AIR
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CAN U FEELZ TEH LUV TONITE?
TEH PEACE TEH EVENIN BRINGS
TEH WURLD, 4 ONCE, IN PERFIK HARMONY
WIF ALL ITZ LIVIN THINGS
+SO LOTZ DA THINGS 2 TELL HER BUT HOW 2 MAK HER C TEH TRUTH BOUT MAH PAST? IMPOSIBLE! SHD TURN AWAY FRUM ME+
*HEZ HOLDIN BAK, HEZ HIDIN BUT WUT, I CANT DECIDE Y WONT HE B TEH KING I KNOE HE IZ TEH KING I C INSIDE?*
CAN U FEELZ TEH LUV TONITE?
TEH PEACE TEH EVENIN BRINGS
TEH WURLD, 4 ONCE, IN PERFIK HARMONY
WIF ALL ITZ LIVIN THINGS
CAN U FEELZ TEH LUV TONITE?
U NEEDNT LOOK 2 FAR
STEELIN THRU TEH NITEZ UNCERTAINTIEZ
LUV IZ WER THEY R
^AN IF HE FALLS IN LUV TONITE
IT CAN B ASSUMD
HIS CAREFREE DAIS WIF US R HISTORY
IN SHORT, R PAL IZ DOOMD^
THX EVRYONE 4 UR SUPPRT! I LUV J00 ALL!! :D
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