Chop-chop your worries away!

@travo0159 @clynch0527 And Vince Offer would clean it up with his Sham Wow!

I don't even think Billy Mays(RIP YOU AWESOME MANLY MAN) or Vince Shlomi could sell the Xbox One at this point...

Spam the article with possible ideas of this "major third party title"
Call of Halo: TV Edition. Plays Better with Kinect!

"This just in, Microsoft has admitted they are desperate." The headline I see for every article about the Xbox One.

@FAIL_RETURNETH @clynch0527 @quicksilver_03 thats the "**** it im out" button..now he added candy and a sticker, i need to find the "hate this" button

@quicksilver_03 where is the unlike button?

I wonder if ANYONE from Microsoft reads these, and keeps thinking of idea to get people to like the console. At this rate, the system will be free due to all the mockery they get.

@Blu3V3nom07 @clynch0527 Milo: FIFA Edition. Kinect require to kick the ball.

Free Game : Milo.