Now the point of this quiz is what you already know... so no looking up the answers! Send me a PM with your guesses; please do not post answers in the comments section. I will write a new part every week and announce the previous week's winner. We have to work on the honor code, so please no cheating. :)

1. What is Monica's drink of choice?
2. What is the name of Phoebe's fictional roommate?
3. Name all of Joey's sisters.
4. Which guest star only agreed to appear due to a lost bet with a regular cast member?
5. What is Chandler's mom's middle name?
6. When Joey's stalker, Erica, comes to his apartment, what does Chandler use to try protect himself?
7. What is the name of Mike's family dog?
8. When Joey helped a woman give birth, what was the basketball team she supports?
9. Who did Ross make out with on a pool table?
10. What was Monica's imaginary boyfriend's name in school?
11. What did the duck eat before it got sick?
12. What beer did the gang drink in England?
13. How many times has Phoebe been married?
14. How many times did Ross and Rachel have sex?
15. What are Rachel's favorite flowers?
16. What was the first line in the series?
17. What does Ross call the gravy-soaked bread Monica puts in the middle of a sandwich?
18. Which friend wore women's underwear?
19. What is Marcel the monkeys real name?
20. Which actor played Rachel's boyfriend Joshua's dad?

Now the point of this quiz is what you already know... so no looking up the answers! You can post your guesses under comments and hopefully every question will eventually be answered correctly.

1. Who was bitten by the peacock at the zoo?
2. Name three things Marcel the monkey humped.
3. What was the name of Ross and Chandler's college band?
4. What size shoe does Joey wear?
5. What is Ross allergic to?
6. What is the name of Joey's dog statue?
7. What is Rachel's tattoo?
8. How many types of potato does Monica make for her first Thanksgiving?
9. Who does Phoebe try to bust with a police badge?
10. Who would Ross invite to his fantasy dinner?
11. How old was Monica when she learned to tell time?
12. What was Gunther's job before working at Central Perk?
13. When was the first appearance of Giovanni Ribisi?
14. Rachel dated 2 people consecutively who had nearly the same name, what were their names?
15. Chandler is whose soulmate?
16. Why did Phoebe move out of Monica's apartment?
17. What tv show theme song did the gang hum together?
18. What fake name does Chandler give the stripper?
19. Name five things the friends saw Ugly Naked Guy do.
20. Name all the Friends middle names.

Well, after a week of waiting, I finally have the internet again! Sweet. Funny story though... When the installation guy came over, the internet installation guy, this was a conversation between us:

Guy: Hey. Where is that little e thing? With the circle?
Me: What?
Guy: You know, that e thing? On the desktop.
Me: You mean Internet Explorer?
Guy: Yeah, I think so.
Me: I don't have Explorer. I use Mozilla.
Guy: Huh? Can you open it.
(It was clearly labeled on the desktop by the way.)

Seriously. My question is... How is he qualified to install the internet? Scary.

Like many other college students, I am moving once again. Since I am on a deadline to get my stuff out of the old apartment, I haven't set up anything in the new apartment. So I am going to be without internet or cable for a little while. Boo. I'll try to check TV.com whenever I can, but submissions probably won't be processed right away. Sorry! I gotta go carry my couch up and down five flights of stairs... again. Grrrrrr.

Randomness: So why can't blog titles be in caps? God forbid I want to name my blog MIA...

Here is my WTF submission of the week:

ross do you still love me ??
rachel aaer no
ross you still love me
Rachel well yea so you love me
ross anoo
Rachel ross I still can't forgive you for what you did but its just
ross what rach i mean what are you saying you wanna get back together or what
Rachel aaa no maybe its just i feel

Yeah...

Since I don't have a lot of time during the school year, I've been spending the summer watching TV shows that I haven't seen before. I recently watched every episode of The Office. I'm hooked! It took me a few episodes to not hate Michael (even though I love Steve Carell), but then I started laughing at his ignorance, sexism, racism, etc. I love Dwight! I think he is the best character ever. When Jim dressed up as Dwight, I thought I was going to die laughing! "Fact: Bears eat beets." My favorite episode is "Business School." I love Jim pretending to be a vampire, and I love when Michael talks at Ryan's school. I am starting to get really sick of the whole Jim/Pam relationship. It was cute at first, when they were just friends, but now it's overkill. They better be dating for real when season 4 starts... I loved the season 3 finale! What a cliffhanger. I can't wait to see Ryan as Michael's new boss!

Favorite quote:
Michael: We are going to choose team names. Dwight!
Dwight: We will be called Gryffindor.
Jim: Really? Not Slytherin?
Dwight: Slytherin are the bad guys, Jim.
Jim: I know. Okay, we will be called Voldemort.
Dwight: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named? I wouldn't do that.
Jim: Voldemort! Voldemort! Voldemort! Valdemort! Voldemort!
Dwight: Okay, seriously, you really shouldn't be saying that!

***SPOILERS***

I finished reading Harry Potter 7 a few days ago and here is what I thought.

I liked how Dudley finally showed appreciation for Harry.
I was, as were many others, correct about R.A.B. being Regulus.
I liked how Voldemort invaded the Ministry.
Umbridge truly is evil.
At least Dobby died how he would have wanted, saving Harry.
I figured that Severus was really on the good side and glad he was.
I still can't believe that Fred died...
I liked how all the info was added through the memories in the pensieve.
I liked how Harry chose to die, and in return got to live.
I loved the battle for Hogwarts and how characters from past books joined the fight.
I see why she killed Lupin and Tonks after they had Teddy, but how sad.
Yeah! Ron + Hermoine, Harry + Ginny
And of course, the good side won.
I wished she would have made the end into more of the aftermath of the fight, than the epilogue.

What did you think?

Dumb Quote of the Week:
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."
- Dan Quayle former U.S. Vice President
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing, but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President

Interesting Fact of the Week:
- About 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens each year.
- On average, every chocolate bar contains at least three insect legs.
- The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.
- A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

Dumb Laws of the Week:
- In North Carolina, it is illegal to sing off-key.
- In Texas, it is legal to commit homicide as long as you tell the person when and how you are going to kill them.
- In Vermont, it is illegal to deny the existence of God.
- In Arizona, a man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

Illusion of the Week:



- Optical Illusion...


- The two blue lines are exactly the same length.



- None of the circles are moving!

Dumb Quote of the Week:
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Doyle
"You know one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say."
- Former President Bill Clinton
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
- Lee Iacocca, Chairman of the Chrysler Corporation

Interesting Fact of the Week:
- Each nostril of a human being registers smell in a different way. Smells that are made from the right nostril are more pleasant than the left.
- The three wealthiest families in the world have more assests than the combined wealth of the forty-eight poorest nations.
- Sheep can recognize other sheep from pictures.

Illusion of the Week:


- Square A and Square B are exactly the same color.



- There are no spirals. Each ring is a perfect circle.



- The exact same shapes are used in both arrangements.
- Both arrangements cover the exact same 13 x 5 square area surface.
- Where is the missing square?


Let me know what you think of this weeks fun stuff! :D

All my blogs have disappeared! This bites. And when ever I try to go into the Friends forum, it's empty. Is any else having these problems?!! Please let me know either way.