Everytime I get on the MUNI on thursdays mornings [I take the 9 San Bruno], I see this robot on the bus. He usually sits in the middle part of the bus, [the part of the bus that pivots]. He always get off on 4th st. I wonder where he goes at 9am.

Does he go to work at some office? Does he go to school at the Academy? Does he go off fighting ninjas?

One of these days, I'm gonna get off the bus when he does and follow him. It will have to wait though. I won't be coming to work for a while. Due to some technicality, I am gonna have to work from home.

Actually this may be the perfect time to take a nice walk around the city and follow that robot. It would be cool to find out more about what robots do at 9am.

I was talking to Dave, Tim and Homer over a cigarette today. And the topic of ninjas came up. Dave brought up the fact that ninjas ride the MUNI but we don't see them because they're invisible. Invisible ninjas?

"Wow, that's awesome" I thought to myself. Invisible ninjas!

I wondered though... "What's the point of going to Ninja school if you're invisible.? Why do you need to be stealthy if people can't see you?" It'd be pointless to have ninja skills.

David, this other dude walked up to us and explained why. When you're invisible, you have to be nekkid so you won't be seen. Invisible ninjas go to Ninja School so they can be stealthy during winter when it's too cold to be nekkid.

Being a nekkid ninja during winter would suck. Whether you're invisible or not.

Ninja school is important.

Also, I think it helps to know how to use lasers.

It's always boggled me why whenever I encounter a robot and get into conversation with it long enough for it to get comfortable; it will have a tendency to say things twice. It will say stuff like "Affirmative Affirmative!" or "I want a cheese burger please, I want a cheese burger please" or "Ham Sandwich oooh, Ham Sandwich".

After much pondering I have come to the conclusion that Robots repeat themselves because the have a superiority complex. They feel that if they just say things once I would not understand what they are trying to say. They think I am too dumb to understand them the first time.

I wish I had a laser.

Where do ninjas with lasers get their lasers? Do they go to a special school to learn how to use them? I think swords with built in lasers are cooler than regular lasers. I like lasers a whole lot.

Robots have lasers, but they don't go to school. They just get programmed to know how to use them. I think they lack the spirit of the warrior.

I like Ninjas. I like Ninjas almost as much as I like Robots. Robots are awesome. But Ninjas with lasers are cooler than Robots.