dj_c4 / Member

Forum Posts Following Followers
1467 41 28

dj_c4 Blog

Chuck Norris Brings The Pain...To Your Cell Phone.

FACT: When playing this game, your phone automatically puts 911 on speed dial.

This Chuck Norris box art could be so bad-ass that it actually off-sets the fact that Chuck Norris Bring On the Pain is coming to a cell phone. Oh, did I mention that the chief bad guys are Fidel Castro and Kim Jong-il? That's right you better go out and buy a replacement phone now, because this one is going to KILL your current phone.

According to Gameloft, the game has Norris taking on a rogue Soviet army in an attempt to save POWs from Cambodia. Next he has to save America from invasion. That's right, it makes no sense, but that's how Norris rolls. Gameloft calls the game a "hilarious dive into the life of the legend - martial arts action, denimclad justice, and going commando!" And by hilarious I'm sure Gameloft means kick-ass... unless they want Norris to snap their company over his knee.

Bring on the Pain is said to play like an old-school beat-em-up and allows you to use traditional weapons or Norris' flesh-coated weapons. You can also take pics of your friends and turn them into enemies in the games.

The only way this game could be more bad-ass is if it co-starred Evel Knievel. But I can understand why Gameloft didn't go that route, they don't want to get sued for all of those exploding phones.

Finally Beat GTA

Ahhh, yet another completed GTA game. Its a glorious yet sad feeling completing a GTA game. You have just completed a great story with amazing visuals and depth, but on the other hand now you're stuck in the purgatory limbo that is a 100% completed game.

Not really much left to do, but at least this game has multiplayer. Now the question remains...do I open my copy of metal gear solid finally? or wait till I save up for a nice 1080p TV. decisions decisions.

What the hell do I put in a Game Spot blog?

I'm really stumped. I review games in the review section, I post about PS3 in the PS3 union. So I dunno what else to post here. So I'm just going to start posting random stuff, rants, and my all around likes and dislikes of life in general.

So without any further delay. WTF IS THIS?

Maybe you have seen this before, but I just saw it. and now you have to.

  • 23 results
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3