No it won't.

Nobody cares. Just make Doom 2 now.

There was a multiplayer mode?

This is what happens when you let non-creative people do creative things.

I already know how to survive with herbs. Y'all know what I'm saying? (high fives everybody in this comment thread)

I hope you can all join me in officially welcoming Square to how we've all felt since Final Fantasy X.

How do ya like them Batarangs?

Gibson then concluded the interview by screaming JEWS!

I would honestly like to see his version of Monkey Island 3.