i got it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I FINALLY GOT MY NEW PHONE :)

I took the P1i over the K850 cause it has awesome features and the K850i is better only in the image clarity

My phone has amazing fast net and stuff like that;)

The video 1;)

The Video 2;)

The Video 3;)

The Video 4;)

The Video 5;)

As for the three meanings

I decided that I'll give meaning for the words you give to me.

So tell me what meaning you wanna have;):lol:

I got to level 6:D

I thought I'd never make it here since I'm always banned:P

But I have exams comin up.That explains why I haven't been on a lot:(

Anyway for a laugh

I got an e-mail recently.It's about a south Indian actor whose films have no reality and are pretty dumb.But people worship him in his state nonetheless:P

Few examples of his films actions are

He has a gun with a bullet and a knife.He has to kill three thugs.He shoots the bullet and throws the knife at the bullet.The bullet splits in half and kills the thugs in the side and the knife goes on to kill the thug in the middle:lol:

And then there was this time when he had to shoot a guy but there was a huge wall in between.He has two guns:)

He throws one gun over the wall and shoots it with the other.The bullet hits the trigger of the first gun and the thug is killed:P:lol:

Well.See you tomorrow

I'll post the E-mail in the next blog:)

3 meanings:):P

cat:It is the mother of the Pu$$y know which pus$y:P).It licks the pu$sy to keep it clean:lol:

Pump:It is usually used to fill up the basketballs(refer to previous blog for meanings:P).Though it looks as though it is sucking up the air it isn't:P

Air Pin:It is through here that the air is entered into the balls(basketballs).The more you suck the harder it becomes:P:lol:

A girl who will be extremely loyal to me

Should never ask when and why I cheat on her(cause I usually do that:P)

She has to look at me as an equal too btw:)

Three more meanings

Baseball Bat:It's usually located very near to the balls.Though girls play softball they like the baseball bat very much:D

Football:These are located on the backside of the bases.Guy like to play a game with the girls footballs(both intact:P) where the guys see how much close the footballs really are by pushing their baseball bats inside the small hole.The guys find it much more if they are closer a lot but usually play even if they aren't.Girls usually leave the game if the baseball
bat can't go deep enough:P

Sexy:Wrong word.It's actually Sec C(Maths).Used normally against people who can't think straight.The value of Sec C of a person determines the idioticity of a percon where C is usually the tilted angle of the thinking of the person:P

Yeah

I was going by the same area where that cop was and he stopped me again

I was wonderin how he dared to do that when I noticed that the head of the traffic police was also present there

I was wonderin what to do when and I called my bro

He came immediately with noneother that the son of the head himself:lol:

I was saved and the cop had to apologise to me too:P:lol:

For the weak english learners

I will give you three meanings

Baseball:The balls at the base.Girls are usually attracted to these:P

Softball:Often located near the chest.Guys dig these:lol:

Hollaback Girl:A girl whos back(butt) is as big as holland:P:lol:

I'll meet you tomorrow with more exciting meanings:P

YNB already knows this but to the rest

I hit a cop yesterday:lol:

I was over-speeding

That damn cop stopped me

I got off my bike

But that guy was over-acting a lot

He even took away the keys from the bike

I was really p!ssed offI slapped that guy and punched him in the stomach(You guys better believe it.This is India.And in our state anything can happen)

I took the keys away from him and drove off8)

And yeaI've been to jail once:P

But since our state is ruled by the students(literally:lol: ) I was treated nicely and was let off in 1 day

I know a lot of contacts8)

What

:?

You really thought you'd see me now?

:P

Guess what?

:twisted:

You aint so lucky yet

:lol:

And you heard right

My chicken is really clever

;)

I asked him what a man's pride is

He answered...........

COCK-A-Doodl-Doo;)

So I decided to make an anime out of it:P

I'll name it

Problem Ball Z:P

And the sequel

Balls Repair GT:lol:

What do you guys think:P

How do I come back?????

It's not a big secret:P

Just make another ID

Go to a friends house ot a cyber cafe

Make a new account

Come back home

Use your new account:|

I hate it when LOF calls me darklord

I AM NOT DARKLORD:evil:

SO QUIT IT:evil:

I rweally think these guys should be back

I don't know how luan got banned

It was during that ban spree last year at around the same time as now

In jan or so

darklord was banned due to the famous war forums:lol:

I still don't get it why hyou left:(

And kakkarot1290 was banned

He was one of the coolest guy ever and no.3 on my friends list

I really miss these guys:(