[QUOTE="TheOddQuantum"]
Right so first take some pickles and put em' in a blender along with some ice cream and tooth paste. Blend them all together and drink the resulting concoction.
Then you must find a hidden key below the extremely small desk of a postal clerk somewhere in the Himalayan mountains.
Then find the Pope steal his car, fill it with plush toys and drive in off the leaning tower of Pisa.
Train your own shoe-buckler then use him to swindle money out of people in the streets until you have enough money to start your own donut shop.
Then use this shop to sell illegal copies of Ikea instruction manuals.
Follow these simple steps and you will be a player.
Once this is done tell me and I shall teach you how to become a pimp.
eno_crux
seems difficult, on the other hand ... girl, you lookin fine!
hey i can't find the pope but i have the plush toys
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