Okay, so... my Wii arrived today, along with Super Mario Galaxy. Amazon wasn't selling pork pies about its next day delivery. Nice work Amazon.

Open it up, cool as hell. The Wii is about as sexy as a small rectangle of plastic can be, and it glows blue which matches my keyboard/mouse/mobo.

Turn on my TV. Nothing. Lifeless. My TV has been on a life support machine for about a year now, and because I only use it for my PS2 and R1 DVDs, I frequently go weeks or even months without switching it on. I knew it was coming. I told myself I was prepared... but... it just hits you. It's... I have no TV.

Time of death: 10:35 AM.

So, no Wii and no more American import hardcore porn on DVD. Right.

You would have to know me very well to understand my thought process at the time, but my closest friends would probably laugh and say it makes sense (my kind of sense, that is). My insanity returned, and I ordered myself a DS, which is arriving tomorrow. A ****ing DS.

So now I am the proud and mentally deranged owner of both a Wii and a DS. I have a sex change scheduled for next Monday because there's no ****ing way in hell I'm still male.

Oh well. At least this way I get to play more Castlevania games.

...and bought a Wii, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Paper Mario, Metroid Prime 3 and the GameCube game F-zero GX.

I was going to buy a PS3 next month, but I guess I'm not doing that any more. Wii seems much more fun, and far, far more original.

I was going through my games, and I thought it might eb neat to take a photo of them:

It's pretty hard to make out what most of them are unless you already know, but whatevwer!

It's a html EXTRAVAGANZA here at planet fatshodan.

Now that I'm level 3, I can do this:

This here be one o' thems pic-er-tures ah've bin hearin' 'bout down't waterin' hole.

Happy times are here again.

If you're reading this... go away. This is a private celebration.

it seems like some useful parts of GameSpot are level-restricted, and since I got moderated and got a points loss on my first frakking day, I am somewhere less than level 1, and if a blog post helps me level up a little faster, well, here it is.