I would expect nothing less out of the mouth of an old-fart out-of-touch bureaucratic trust fund baby.

Why are there so many headlines about what Cliff Bleszinski has to say, and why are they always accompanied by Cliff Bleszinski glamour shots?

Good to hear for now. That "research" would have been a ridiculous waste of tax dollars, especially in light of the financial crisis our government has already allowed. Aside from these isolated events that get publicized, there is much less criminal violence now than there was 20 years ago. Research on how violent video games impact children will do nothing to prevent another mentally ill psycho from harming others the next time some psycho decides to do some unspeakable act.

Microsoft has considered your complaints about the junk food tie-in and is proud to announce its partnership with Kashi to bring you double XP in Halo 4 with qualifying codes available exclusively from the wrapper of the all new Master Chief Master Fiber Explosion Loaf!

The Rocket Launcher (As the announcer would say, "Rocket Louncha") from Metal Slug

Sounds like fun. I'm all ears...and eyes, when the show comes on.