@AggrandizedUser @focuspuller That's a riot.

@EL_Bomberdor @focuspuller That's the easy bit. You love her so much, you want her for yourself. So she leave your dad for you.

@EL_Bomberdor @focuspuller I got it. Your father's first child is a girl. He puts her on the family way, she has you. There you go.

I knew it worked out somehow.

@EL_Bomberdor @focuspuller yeah hold on, it would have to be the same father.

Step mother then. Not as good but still your sister and girlfriend.

@EL_Bomberdor Simple. Your mum's first child is you older brother. You're the second.

Illuninati. Let me guess, Assassin's Creed Watchdogs crossover games and films.

@EL_Bomberdor @focuspuller No, but speaking of that, How is it to have your mum, your sister, and your girlfriend be the same person?

I want a controller not a bath toy.

Keep it black. That's what she said.

@rasterror @Suharar I remember buying I used PS3 for some sucker for a low price, what that you?

@VENOM6979 Cap unlock, what is so hard?