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movies on marketplace!

 i thought it was a niffty idea and then i realized how long i would have to wait for it to download a hd movie and i relaized i could go down to my local blockbuster rent it, watch it and return it before the download was done...  and it would cost me less even factoring in gas.
maybe it is not such a great idea.

True root cause of WW II

After much thought I know who the true villain was of WW II. NO not Hitler or the Nazi party as we have been led to believe. That was all just a cover up a ruse. I found out that Adolf Hitler was really a VP of Sear's Roebuck. That is right! Sears contracted him to eradicate the Jewish community because of waning sales during the holiday season. When Hitler said wipe out all the "inferior" cultures what he meant was anyone who did not shop till the dropped during Christmas. The Jews were Sears key demographics for lacking Sales during Christmas and were to be replaced by the Superior shopper or SS as they were called. These individuals would "blitzkrieg" the stores and raise revenues.  Now you know the truth!!!  Stop the lies and learn the true root causes of all strife in History.

treat myself and what is with prime rib?

today i decided that i would treat myself.  i have been pretty thrifty with my mullah as of late.  there is the fact i went to Texas on vacation last weekend and week, the ps3 is being released.  the wii is being released.  Christmas is coming up so i need to save up for peoples gifts and i am saving for my trip in February.  so i have been pretty tight on my money.  so today i treated myself to an eggnog and some white castle burgers.  i deserved it.  adn food brings me to

prime fing rib.  what is up with everyone on the west coast talking up this crappy piece of meat.  i mean it tastes like chewy grisle.  i have all these people talk it up like it is something great... it is a poor people cut of meat!  man why don't they talk up something worth talking up!  prime rib this prime rib that.  i don't understand the west-coasters fascination with prime rib.  i have had it all the places people say it is made the best.  Well if that is the best it can taste i can only imagine the horror of what it normally tastes like.  Yuck!!! that is all i have to say about nasty prime rib.

work... or iq tests... work... or id tests... hmm gamespot forums...

124 IQ

hmm... I am down 12 points since I was ten...  you know what i blame... MYSPACE... oh and the debil... and maybe some rock music and vedio games... that is what caused it to drop... and maybe the government... or floride in the water... anyway... i took a 15 page test to get these results...  and then i get to read this.

Your Intellectual Type is Insightful Linguist. This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind.

hmm...  ok...  that was worth 15 pages of questions... anway... i am going back to work...  or the gamespot forums.

3 things i learned this weekend.

3 things i learned this weekend

one when you are sick and your throat really hurts ice cream cake feels really good slurping down your throat.

two if your dad knows the right people you can have a bumper made for your simple custom bumper made for your car for zero dollars.

three ice cream cake that feels really good going down your sore throat is still not worth 25 bucks when you could have got a better tasting ice cream cake for 15 bucks at 31 flavors.

forgot why i stopped going on xbox live...

so i stopped going on xbox live about two years back.  i could not remember why until i went back to being a gold memeber this week and got to hear everyone cussing about everything... seems rare you get one complete sentence on xbox live without hearing people cuss.  i am not against a swear word now and then but when your vocabular calls for you to use a cuss word every third word i just feel you should do like i do and lay your headset down beside you so no one has to hear you.

xbox live... a place for people with a dizzying entelact for cussing.

yeah...  waste of sixty bucks that was....  again...

final quest of oblivion

so after finishing the game and all available side quests i needed something new to do.

so i decided i would kill everyone in the game that was kill able.

i decided to start with the guards.  as i have persuaded everyone in the game to like me so i figured while the guards would attack me a decent amount of city folk would protect me and also get killed in the processes.  this actually worked really well.  well i killed all the guards by finding nice spots to post up where i could destruction magic them to death but they could not cause much damage on me.  after the bulk of the guards were gone form a location i would go into the barracks to take out any sleeping or lounging guards.  eventually the counts or countesses would come to arrest me. (weird huh)  and i would just knock them out and eventually they would stop trying to arrest me or i would just go 100 percent chameleon.

anyway after this long process.  investigatory guards started showing up to arrest me.  they would just pop up out of no where and try to arrest me.  i would of course just kill them as i can not pay my fine.  i am thinking about going to jail after i have killed off everyone and seeing how long i get stuck in jail for.  i also want to see if i can max out my bounty.

a long and tasking quest but the reward is worth it.  all of the lands for me and me alone =)

ok... i am a graphics anti slut

i look at all the upcoming games (prey, crysis, gears of war ect ect ect ect) and i think to myself all these games look like crap.  i pick out every detail that i think looks bad in the game be it textures, draw distance, frame rate, light ect.  i am just not happy with the direction that games graphics are going for some reason.

but i did not have this problem with the last two generations.  what the hell si going on?

it is almost as if it is easier to pick out the bad parts of the graphics as they get more advanced.

i am just a graphics hater right now.

i am king of the qeek squad...

i about Oed myself when i saw the new spider-man 3 trailer... i can't believe i am so gay for spider-man.  seeing venom, sandman and the new green goblin gwen stacy, how could i not totally geek out.  it was totally worth the 2 hrs 45 min stolen from my life as i sat through superman returns just to see that 90 second spider-man trailer.

three games i never finished

i dont know where to start... how about games i have started and never finished. 1. eternal darkness (game cube copy owned) i have never beaten eternal darkness.... i have been around three to four people and helped them throught the entire game but i have never gotten through it even once. 2,yoshi's island (sens and gameboy advance copy owned) i remember my sister playing this game when we were younger. i always thought it looked amazing and wanted to play through it. i wanted to play through it so much i have bought an og snes copy and a copy to play with my ds lite. yet i have only put it in once and played it for about five minutes before i turned it off adn played some animal crossing. 3. legend of zelda OoT (n64 gamecube, copies owned on n64 and the cube collection disk) i have played through ever zelda out there, even got all the masks on majoras mask. but i have never got through the water temple on OoT. i got frustrated with it. thought i would come back to it. i did come back to it about a year after its release. could nto figure out what part i was on. decided i would start over... i did about five years later... and i did not get past the deku tree dungeon... i am lame. 4. star fox... (any of them except adventures) i have enver played any of the star fox games except adventures for more than a couple minutes. i was impressed with them. bought them... and played them all combined maybe 50 minutes. soon i will own a copy on the ds and hopefully the online component of it wil draw me into the seiers. 5. Halo 2 (xbox) i played through combant evovled and loved it. it had a great story for a shooter. kind of clunkcy and rough around the edges but all in all a pretty fun game. best enjoyed playing ti co op. halo two came out. i played through half of the first level with my freind... we got bored... i never put it in again. i tired the online component at my freinds house... found it boring... so many people play this game still on live... so i have interest in it... and maybe one day i will put it in and try it out again... i will probably play through halo 3 before i do 2.
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