The Huns climbed to the top of the steep hill, their feet screaming with each step. The nomadic horsemen were completely unaccustomed to walking long distances on their own two feet, and the brightly embroidered boots they all wore weren't constructed to protect their tender soles the way the boots of more pedestrian races designed theirs. But King Attila had no sympathy for a few stubbed toes and bruised heels. He drove his men upwards relentlessly, knowing the great value of the prize just a short distance away.
Once atop the hill's crest they could see that the neighboring heights tapered steadily as they rolled southwards towards Potidaea. Attila's scouts had informed the King of several easy routes leading to the town, a road winding east past a pair of large farms, and a wide pine forest not too heavily foliaged to prevent the army from passing to the west. Straight ahead was the most precarious route, a narrow bridge over a deep river gorge. Attila planned to post a few guards at the bridge to prevent any of the Greeks from slipping from his grasp, but it was too narrow to use for his attack. Only three men could walk abreast upon it, and just two if they had to fight their way across. It would slow his advance too much. Potidaea might not possess a real fighting force capable of holding its own in battle, but the longer the Huns took to reach the town the greater the chance that they'd be able to prepare what defenses they could and give his army a desperate fight. It couldn't change the outcome but as much as he wanted to plunder the town's wealth, he didn't want to end up paying too high a price to do it.
The King sent his men marching down the hill. As they did so he encouraged them with thoughts of the glorious victory to come and the loot that would soon fill their wagons, but his soldiers were too footsore to be anything other than glum at present. He knew that once they were in the thick of battle their spirits would rally. In the meantime they just grumbled under their breath about their abused feet.
The southern side of the large hill declined more gently than the northern side they'd just scaled, with low ridges that funneled them down a central path. At the base of it they'd be able to spread out as Attila planned, with half of his army heading to the right and the other half left, circling around to envelop the heart of the town and seal off any escape of its townsfolk. Huns kept few slaves themselves, but the market for strong, skilled workers was very strong, as was that for beautiful women.
A small force would be sent to plug the last gap in his net at the bridge. He gave the orders to his chief lieutenant Arkas to move to the east and then prepared to lead the western contingent himself. That unit would travel most of its distance over open terrain, so they'd need to move with greater speed and discipline than the eastern half of his army. Attila wanted to be sure that they kept their precious advantage of surprise to smooth their way to victory.
His men obeyed once they were all at the bottom of the hill, but before the eastern contingent was completely out of sight in the pine trees they began to beat a hasty retreat. The King ordered lieutenant Garis to continue westward as planned while he went to find out what in Acheron had caused his other men to act against his command.
It didn't take long for the answer to make itself known to the King. The smell of smoke grew steadily stronger as the wind picked up, blowing black clouds of smoke and leaping flames after the men hurrying away from them, though few were more than a bit scorched around the edges.
"Steady, you fools! It's probably from a lightning strike," Attila assured his troops. There'd been a fierce thunderstorm the day before and a smoldering ember could have easily been fanned into a raging inferno by the stiff wind that was blowing in a westerly direction. "Don't panic and push, get back in your ranks and head west out of those trees!"
They'd have to take the town from only one side, but that wasn't about to stop an army of Huns! Attila told himself. His men did as they were told, though with much less enthusiasm than he liked. But the King generously made allowances for his men since they were undoubtedly feeling somewhat crippled without their horses under them. He'd have to show them that they were too strong an army to be reckoned with even minus their four-footed brothers. In the end they'd thank him for it, as they had countless other times when he'd pushed them to achieve deeds greater than they'd dreamed of accomplishing.
He continued chivvying his troops westward. It was a shame to lose the cover the forest could have provided but they would still prevail. The chaotic mass of Huns was still sorting itself out when Attila heard what sounded like a cavalry charge coming straight at them from the west. "Weapons out!" he shouted.
Huns, (unlike Greeks who generally fought with shields, spears, and long swords), carried curved scimitars and short but powerful bows. These arms were extremely effective for them from horseback, but less so when fighting on foot. And in the face of a cavalry charge...
His army also lacked the practiced discipline of trained infantry, who fought shoulder to shoulder as a unit. But they did their best to adapt to this unfamiliar mode of fighting, and at least half of his men had either an arrow notched or his scimitar raised when the approaching foe came into sight.
Unfortunately, the sight that greeted his unbelieving eyes was enough to freeze the whole army into a few deadly seconds of immobility. There was danger charging directly towards them all right, but not men on horseback. Instead it was a large herd of long horned cattle. Only the lead bull had a rider on his back- a raven haired woman whose shrill war cry drove the beasts straight at the army!
Attila's men fired a volley of arrows, but their missiles failed to slow the onslaught appreciably. Curved horns as deadly as the nomads' scimitars scythed through their unprotected ranks. Maddened by the pricks of arrows, the smell of blood and smoke, as well as the screams of wounded men and beasts, the cattle thrashed their way through the men. But these animals weren't accustomed to battle, and after several bloody minutes, the slaughter eased.
Attila was left with a dilemma. The way east was completely closed by fire, and now the way west was blocked by the steers. The animals were no longer charging his men, but they were still nervous and excited. If he tried to force army through them, they'd almost assuredly become aggressive again. More casualties would leave his numbers too depleted to effectively storm the town as he had planned. That left two unpalatable options- retreat, or the narrow bridge. Retreat would be admitting failure, and the Huns rewarded their leaders' failures harshly. He shuddered to think of what they'd do to him- impalement, drawing and quartering, or perhaps something even more ghastly.
But he couldn't ignore the real danger that might come from trying the bridge, because it wouldn't be dangerous only for him, but for his entire army. Thinking over the events of this morning, he now knew that the fire was no accident. He'd also seen the dark haired woman who had driven the steers into his men with such devastating effect had since dismounted and hurried off in the bridge's direction. For all he knew she could have the town's militia marshaled at that blasted bridge just waiting for him!
Attila weighed his options one last time and then sighed. After all the setbacks they'd experienced the Huns would overthrow him for certain when this was over. Once dead, his skull would be cleaned and bleached and made into a goblet for his successor to pour offerings to the God of War Braxis. But if he could salvage a victory here, he could change enough minds to not only keep his head attached to his shoulders, but perhaps his throne, as well.
So he called for his men to begin the march to the bridge, praying to Braxis that the enemy they'd face there was no worse than a typical town militia- farmers and shopkeepers who only picked up a sword as a last ditch measure, not born warriors like his countrymen. It seemed unlikely there'd be anyone more formidable than that among them, so the risk couldn't be that great. Or so he told himself over and over again.
"To the bridge!"
"Looks like the plan is working," Gabrielle observed with satisfaction.
"Was there any doubt?" Xena asked with a crooked grin.
"Of course not. I just thought you might like to hear me say it," Gabrielle replied with a matching smile. She felt like laughing with delight, but they were about to face an entire army all by themselves, and laughter seemed inappropriate in light of the coming slaughter. But the bard felt as if she'd be happy even to die if she could save Potidaea and remain with Xena in the process. Of course, defeating the Huns and having them both finish the fight alive sounded even better.
She drew her Amazon sword from its sheathe slung behind her back and heard the ring of Xena's blade as she took her own weapon in hand. The two advanced to the center of the bridge- the strongest position for the two of them to hold. If they moved all the way across to the far edge Attila could order his men to charge, giving them the advantage of momentum. If the women instead stood at the edge on Potidaea's side of the gorge, however they would be no better off. The attackers would be unable to generate the overwhelming momentum of a charge, but once they engaged in battle all it would take is a short push to get the women off the bridge and lose their chokepoint. Standing in the center of the bridge robbed the Huns of the ability to charge them, and force them to drive the women back a fair distance before they could hope to use their advantage of numbers against them fully. They'd have to stand and fight toe to toe until one side proved to be the stronger.
Gabrielle would have laid every last dinar she had betting that she and Xena could beat the best the Huns had to offer easily, but this would be a war of attrition, with a single wound to either Gabrielle or Xena more costly to their cause than fifty scattered amongst the army of Huns. But whatever the price, Xena and Gabrielle were both committed to pay it. They had so much more to fight for on this day: home and family, as well as each other. How could these brigands hope to match that?
"Ready?" Xena asked, determination already stamped upon her features.
"Yeah, just like old times," Gabrielle replied. She almost had to feel sorry for the Huns. They had no idea what they were getting themselves into, and by the time they learned, it would be too late.
The Huns approached the wooden bridge spanning the river gorge a bit nervously. They were angry, uncomfortable, and smarting from the humiliation of being routed by livestock. But that hadn't made them reckless- after all of their woes just to get to this point, they had lost their habitual certainty that their King's battle plan would end in a success. If it wasn't for Attila ruthlessly driving them southwards they would have gladly written this adventure off as not being worth the asking price and hurried back to their beloved horses. After all, there were plenty of other villages they could storm, and those they could attack on horseback just as Braxis had intended his followers do. The haul of booty might not have been as rich in such easily accessible places, but when riches came at the price of their own blood it seemed like a better bargain.
Unfortunately for them, Attila wasn't having that. He'd already staked his reputation, indeed, his very life on the outcome of the day's events. That left them stuck walking on their own tender feet, fighting against an enemy whose unorthodox tactics were as deadly as they were perplexing, leaving them to wonder what they'd be facing next.
When the first soldiers left the brush just before the gorge's lip and the narrow bridge spanning it, they saw what seemed another unlikely sight: two warrior women waiting without any sign of fear or concern of the Huns' greatly superior numbers. The advancing army halted, the scouts carefully searching their surroundings for any traps or hidden foes. It seemed impossible that there was no one else out there, but they found no one.
Even when they were sure of this, they continued to mill about uncertainly. No one wanted to be the first to risk the bridge and its defenders. Finally Attila pushed his way to the front to find out what was holding up their progress, and he was almost as flabbergasted by the sight awaiting him as his men had been. But unlike them, his feelings quickly turned to joy. His men still waited for the other shoe to drop, but the King felt certain that the two women were indeed alone. It just made sense- that explained the strange tactics that had been used against them. Two women fighting alone had done the very best they could to force his hand, and had achieved their objective brilliantly.
But even they had to know that it wouldn't be enough. Attila admired the bravery they showed in their refusal to back down, and he vowed to himself that once the town was sacked he'd commission his own personal minstrel to compose an epic in their honor, and incidentally his as well, of course, as the man who had defeated them and their many tricks. He'd have to ask them their names before he had them killed so that their names could be recorded along with their deeds for posterity, which was the highest honor a Hun could pay to an enemy. But before that could happen, he had to get his men moving forwards again.
"Finally, an enemy to kill! Forward, men," the King told them eagerly, hoping his obvious excitement would spark an answering fire in their bellies.
Enthusiastic or not, the Huns followed their leader to the edge of the bridge. He signaled them to stop, and then addressed the two women. "You've done well, but you cannot hope to defeat us. Surrender, and I promise to spare your lives," he offered generously. Not that he'd honor that promise, of course. Anyone worthy of such mercy and respect would never accept it as a gift, but demand it from him with a sword.
"Oo, that's a bad sign," the dark haired woman observed to her blond companion, who nodded wisely.
"What do you mean by that?" Attila demanded.
The dark warrioress shrugged. "Well, you do outnumber us about a hundred to one, so why bother to offer us anything?"
"Only reason I can think of is that he's afraid he can't take us," the short one said.
"That's exactly what I'm thinking," the first one agreed.
Attila was infuriated by their casual insults. Afraid, him?! Never! And he'd prove it to them over their dead bodies!
"Very well, you will both die this very day," Attila swore to them fiercely, though not without a strange feeling of disappointment as well. They had to die, of course, but he still had a grudging respect for their bravery and cleverness. He would have loved to have known these unusual women in another time and place, with the opportunity to simply talk to them as one warrior to another. But he smothered this inexplicable sense of regret. He had too much riding on this battle to be sentimental now. "Before I kill you, though, I would like to know your names. If you fight as skillfully as you bandy words, I will make certain your names are not forgotten."
The dark one smiled. "I already have a publicist."
"Hey, that's Battlin' Bard to you, Warrior Princess!" the blond one told her companion.
The first one shook her head at her friend, and then returned her attention to Attila. "Thanks, but no thanks. Oh, and Gabrielle here already knows your name, so there's probably a good chance that when we're finished with you, you're going to end up in one of her tales doing things you can't remember doing..."
"Ouch," Gabrielle interrupted with a laugh.
"So we might as well go ahead and get this over with," she finished, and then flourished her sword in challenge.
Attila turned to his chief lieutenant. "Arxhis, the honor is yours. Take your men over this bridge, and bring me these women's heads as a trophy."
Arxhis saluted his King and ordered his best men to join him in the attack, and they obeyed without a murmur. They, too, wanted payback for the day's humiliations. Besides, how formidable could a pair of women be? Even if they were skilled in insults and vile tricks, they couldn't be dangerous with the weapons of a man! The Huns crowded onto the wood bridge, jostling with each other to stand in the front ranks. They knew that their willingness to strike the first blow for the Hun Nation would stand them in very good stead once they were ready to divide the loot from the town's sack amongst the soldiers.
The first wave of attackers crashed into the women but were unable to push them back as they stood their ground with weapons flashing in the sunlight. Man after man was cut down by lightning fast strokes, and were sent tumbling over the bridge's rails into the foaming water below.
More Huns counterattacked, and for a moment it seemed as if the weight of their numbers might have started to push them back, but then the tall brunette took a sharp metal disc from her belt and sent the deadly missile flying, The first few ranks managed to duck it's spinning blades, but those behind them cried out as it left its bloody mark in their tawny, weathered skins. Left without the support of the men behind them, the front ranks were brought to a standstill by the fury of the women's attack.
Back at the cliff's edge, Attila watched helplessly as his army was decimated before his unbelieving eyes. How could two women possibly destroy the flower of the Hun Nation's manhood so easily?! It seemed impossible, and yet it was happening!
The King drew his own curved blade. It was up to him to put an end to this slaughter, whether it came in victory or in his own death. He pushed his way through his men, shouting to them to give way. When his soldiers saw their King coming to dive in the fray they gave a loud cheer. Holding his scimitar high, he shouldered his way to the front and the two women blocking his way.
They began to duel heatedly, and for all the dark haired woman's skill Attila pressed her hard. Fighting with reckless abandon, he scored several light wounds on her legs and arms, and received several of the same in return. The other woman stood aloof, knowing that this was a duel of honor between the King and the town's champion. But her guard remained up, should any of his followers get any ideas of taking advantage of the duel to press forward.
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