How do I get friends on this site? I'm probally just "slow"

I wish mom had not of had so much to drink while I was a fetus.

I is a big stupid.

Dear Me,

Stop playing condemned until 5 in the morning.

You don't want to look like a gothic vampire.

Thanks,

You

Dear Me,

Why did you buy the Oblivion game?

You should of just shot your self in the face.

Maybe you should just give it some time, but I'm just getting tired of the boredom.

Thanks,

You