A single DNA molecule was randomly assembled in the Earth's early oceans and from it spawned all life we know today. That's the best thing I've heard on the question.quiglythegreat
wrong, RNA was the first molecule, and it randomly replicated itself.
[QUOTE="jm4847"]"I know I'm late and I'm sorry but I spent the whole night doing your wife and man she just can't get enough!"badaboom187
lol that get you get fired AND a beat down(if he's stronger than you) how about "Sorry I know I am late but I had to wait for you to leave your house before I robbed it... funny YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU HAD A FAMILY... long story short, the little one had a lot of fight in him, but was the easiest to bury" (at this point glare straight into your boss's eyes) "and so big and mighty boss, I have one question for you DO YOU FEEL LUCKY?????????" "WELL DO YOU???????" then take the shovel out and smack your boss over the head as hard as is humanly possible. trust me u wont get in trouble for being late
Your boss cant do **** if you have a sick note. just get in good with your family doctor and get sick notes. I also said that work stressed me out a lot and got a note from a psychologist, saying that I didnt have to be there for a week. If I really pushed it i could have went on short term disability for stress, but that just seemed unethical.
i will be a surgeon. After every shift i'll come home and **** the brains out of the most beautiful woman you ever saw, and turn on my security system for the biggest house you ever saw. and kiss my 3 beautiful children goodnight. well either that or dead.
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