I have noticed that I look at the clock at 4:20 almost everyday. I don't know why, but I always seem to look at it at that time. And no I am not a pothead.
I woke up to find a bird perched on the foot of my bed. As I rubbed my eyes the bird said, "Why hello, do you happen to know why I'm here?" I replied, "No Mr. Bird what are you doing here?" The bird awnsered, "Well I'm here to tell you that if you do not leave town in an hour I will kill you." So now I am in some abandoned shed in the middle of no where. All in all a pretty typical morning.
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