A little piece of something i was working on today.

i've been up, i've been down
lookin around tryin to find a niche for this clown
but somehow its just not funny anymore
when things gets seroius im lookin for the door

so i can get up and get out
before i get pist off and trip out
and say a whole bunch of stupid blah  i dont mean
then come back hours later just so i can come clean

throwin apologies at ya this way and that
im just another rat caught in this trap
tryin to get a piece of the cheese
if i smiled and said please would you release me

probalby not and hey thats ok
forgive and forget isnt that the american way
i feel like im walkin a tight rope
and theres a box at the end thats holdin all my hope

if i can just keep my balance long enough to get there
everything will be fine and life might actually be fair
thats just a fairy tale, and if i caught a fairy by the tale
i might as well give a yank so i can hear that fairy yell

a rap abomination with enough conversation
to sink that life boat you thought you were safe in
fake sin, confessions then lets pass the offering
it'll take more than a priest if you think you can stop me

cuz like elliot ness im untouchable
two hand touch and i just got the ball
headin for the endzone another touch down
gettin blazed at home with the last skunk pound

Well, it wasn't that dramatic, but yes, i did get fired... The funny thing about it is that i wasn't even at work when it happened. I was at home being sick with the flu somebody gave me. See, the thing is, i never get sick on my own, like from my environment or anything, whenever i get sick (which is like once a year), its always from someone else. Anyways, so i was at home sick, i called into work, and my boss (who isn't the smartest peanut in the turd), tells me I'm being fired because i missed the mandatory employee meeting at 8 am. I told her she knew i was sick, she said she did not, and that also somehow, a customer complained about me. I have no idea how it happened, but it happened. This is quite funny to me, because for that to have happened, there would have had to have been a customer in the store. Which almost never happens during the hours i was working. So long story short, I got fired.

Now lets go into some information you may not know about Alltel wireless super store next to the arctic circle. For one, they have a huge rat problem. I'm not talking like a few mice here and there, I'm talking like a serious infestation of rats. The problem is so bad, one day when one of the higher up managers (the equivalent to a fast food manager, but for multiple states), was there, he ordered a pizza, and left it in the back room. When he went to get a second slice, there was 3 rats sitting on top of the pizza, chowing down. He screamed like a little girl, and guess who had to take care of the problem. That's right, he couldn't handle rats, so i went in there and scared the big mean things away. He gets on the phone and calls a pest control guy to have the problem professionally taken care of, and gets a quote of $500. This is to clean up all the rat poop (which the office is full of), set traps, remove the dead bodies (which the office is full of), and seal as much of the building up as he could. The head guy gets a call back from the corporate office and they say to call the terminator back and tell him to just forget about it, that $500 bucks is too much to spend on this huge rat infestation, and that we could handle it for much cheaper. So the answer to this rat problem involves us going to home depot, picking up 4 boxes of D-con rat poison, and putting the dishes all over the back room, and hiding a few in the front, of course where the customers wont see them. So to this day, if you ever go in there, be sure you don't breathe in the air, cuz i hear you can die from all that rat poop in the air, gives you some disease called Hantavirus pulmonary syndrome. This is a very real and very serious problem, and to tell you the truth, i hope no one cleans it up and they breathe that stuff making their minimum wage paychecks till they all start showing signs of fever, deep muscle aches, and severe shortness of breath.

The second thing is that these people will lie to you about anything just so they can get themselves one more activation or sale for the day. Unless they want to keep making minimum wage, they have to get sales, and because not that many people come in that store, they will tell the ones that do come in there the biggest lies in the world just to get you to buy something. This job only pays you one or the other, which I thought was complete crap.  If you make more money in a two week pay period on sales, then you get the commission, but if you don't, then you get the minimum wage. These people are so bad they would tell you that your new born baby just died if they thought you would buy a phone so you can call and make funeral arrangements. They know they can tell you anything, because once you sign that two year contract, your behind is theirs, and if you try to get out of it, you will basically end up giving them your first born, along with one of your arms or legs.

Another thing that was really stupid about that place, is the fact that it takes them no less than 2 hours to get someone in and out. No matter if your there for an activation, or an accessory, plan on spending a good hour and a half to two hours sitting on your ass watching the lady behind the desk act like a complete retard. I have my doubts, that maybe she is partially retarded. This lady called me up one night to ask me how to spell the word "again." She also always had me type things out for her, and read over her emails to the corporate office. It was so hard to not laugh, and sometimes I just laughed in her face about how stupid she was, and she would just laugh it off like it was cute to be an idiot or something. I'm not going to really get into it, but for example, she would write huge run on sentences, misuse their and there, and basically reading her emails was like reading something a caveman or a 3 year old would try to write... And this is the manager. I guess she used to be a cocktail waitress in Las Vegas, and as we all know, you don't need very big brains to bring drunk perverts their drinks while their jacking their dicks off at the little whore strippers.

So that's about all I have to say about working there. Don't ever get a cell phone there, and if you can help it, don't even go into the office, cuz you might catch a little whiff of the rat **** disease, or you'll get conned into a bad contract.

Check out my profile on myspace and you can see pics and videos of the Sweatshop Union show recently here in whitefish montana.  It was wonderful.

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Ok, as much as i hate to do this, i just cant keep up.  I have been getting 2 to 3 join my union requests every week, and i feel really bad that im not as active as i'd like to be in the unions that im already in.  So to remedy the problem, heres what im going to do.  From now on, i will not be accepting anymore join my union requests.  Its absolutely nothing about you or the union, i just dont have the time right now.  To all the unions that im in at the moment, i am going to limit it to 5, that way i can actually be active in the union, instead of being the guy that never says or does anything.  I'm sorry if this upsets you, but its the internet, so get over it.  This is just how it has to be.  I think im in about 18 unions at the moment, so right now im going to go through them and pick 5 that i feel i could contribute something to, and those will be the 5 that i stick with.  So please again, do not send me any more requests to join your union, cuz i will not be accepting.  Thank you, and goodnight :)

Well I finally got a job... its not really much of a job, actually its like the bare minimum i could have possibly found... In all reality, i would be making more money working at a fast food joint.  But then i would actually have to do real work.  This job ( which wishes to remain nameless), involves me sitting around, watching cartoons on the computer, talking to people, playing nintendo ds, and reading books.  So i guess making minimum wage to do that stuff isnt all that bad.  They say you can make more money if you sell stuff, but that would mean people would actually have to come in to the store, and that rarely happens.  Then when people do come in, its not to buy something, its to ask completely irrevelant questions about things that have no bearing on anything whatsoever.  So yea, i have a job, and it sucks... but the higher powers that be say that i have to work, so here i am at work.  So if anyone wants to hire a computer nerd that can type over 90 words a minute, and knows all sorts of stuff about all sorts of technology, please tell me, otherwise my brain will slowly rot away while i sit here and let the people that come in make me stupider just by listening to the poopy spewing out of their mouths.  Good day :)

Here it is, pics of my new computer. After sending back the piece of junk cyberpowerpc computer, I decided it was time to build my own. A friend of mine helped me ( he gets great prices on computer hardware), and for a fraction of what the other computer cost, we put together this thing. I decided to go with AMD this time, since i've never had anything AMD, and I have to say, i'm very pleased with it. Not one system lock up, not one crash, no blue screen, nothing. All the games i've tried to play run smooth as silk, i couldnt have asked for a better computer, and all for under $1,000.

We have:
AMD Athlon 64 X2 Dual Core 4200+ @ 2.21 GHz
1 GB DDR Ram
Nvidia GeForce 7900 GS
Sound Blaster Audigy
Cool UV reactive case and cool UV lights to go with it

Also here are some pics of my new used car I got a while ago. Its a huge piece of crap, but hey, its my piece of crap, and it gets me from point a to point b, which is more than i can say for my wrecked car.


So yea, I'm still looking for a job. I've applied at Best Buy like 5 times, but each time my app doesnt go through. Basically you have to answer a survey that is designed to show them what kind of person you are, and in order to get an interview, you have to get "green / green" I keep getting green / yellow. Its one of those multiple choice things where the choices are strongly agree, agree, disagree, and strongly disagree. I've had my mom fill it out, my step dad fill it out, i've filled it out truthfully, and logically, i've even lied, and for some reason i keep getting the same score. So i think this time around i'm just going to strongly agree with everything and see what that gets me. If anyone works there and knows the secret to this test, please let me know, I'm getting so fustrated with it, but i really need a job and the discount there would be excellent.

Thats about it, nothing special really going on. My heart has been messed with so much from that girl i wrote the poem about a few entries ago, that i dont even care anymore. She wants me, then she doesnt want me, then she wants me, then she doesnt know what she wants, so today i basically told her to leave me alone, cuz im sick of this back and forth game. So yea, thats about it. I've been getting a lot of requests to join unions, and the ones that look interesting i join, the ones that dont, i decline. Sorry if i havent been active in the unions, i've just been busy with tryin to find a job and stuff... but i promise, once i get some free time, you'll be hearing a lot more from me.

Well, 2007 is finally here, i hope everyone had a safe and fun new years, i know i sure did.  2007 should be a great year for technology... I cant wait to see what's in store for us nerds :)

They hung sadaam, as if thats going to solve all the worlds problems... oh well, in my opinion, they had to show something for the war thats been going on for many years now, but i really do think all they did was turned him into a martyr, and gave the people in the middle east more fuel for the fire ( as if they needed it )... So yea, but oh well, whats one more dead body right ?

So i got a car today, a super sweet 1987 subaru sedan... apparently the only subaru model not to have all wheel drive ( the better to bust ebrakes around corners with :) Its a god awful blue color with an am/fm radio in it... quite the difference from my old 2000 elantra i was used to driving, but it will do the trick. I also might have gotten a job at a hotel where a couple of my friends work, so hey, life is actually starting to turn around for a change. Balls to that right !

No big plans for new years, everyone i know will be going to bars or something, and since i dont drink, i'll probably just sit at home where its safe and play nintendo like a nerd. Who knows, maybe someone will call. Hope you all have a safe new years, if your gonna drink make sure your not driving. Theres enough death in this world without you adding to the statistics. PEACE :)

Well, its about time i got this off my chest.  It happened the day after christmas, and i've been feeling very upset ever since.  Crying myself to sleep every night, you know, stuff like that... so i've voiced my feelings the best way i know how, in a rhyme.  Let me know what you think if you want, i mostly wrote this for me though, but feel free to read it.  If it made you feel anything, let me know.

My Broken Heart

my heart ripped apart, into a million tiny pieces
these feelings are so strong, why'd she have to leave me
does she even know, her words the killing blow
i was knifed in the back just to get my heart to slow

almost to a stop, please stop i've had enough
i've been through a lot choked like my throats tied in a knot
but it's not and on the outside everything looks fine
but when you dive inside my mind nothing can heal me this time

not even time, and i've been told time heals all
i feel so small, rolled into a tiny little ball
like i'm falling down a hole, surrounded by darkness
out of all the knives that cut me, hers was the sharpest

why do i struggle, cuz i miss the way she snuggled ?
cuz i miss the way she cuddled, now i'm drowing in this puddle
i wish someone could throw me a rope
and save me before i drown inside this false hope

so that's how i feel and how my lifes been going
people say it gets better but my pain is always growing
sure theres plenty of other fish in the sea
but i dont like fish and she was the only girl for me

THE END......

Well, christmas is over, and the new year is right around the corner. Here is a picture of the naruto smoking set my friend got me for christmas. Its so cool and shiny, im afraid to use it.

So yea, other things i got was some cd cases for my dvd archives, some memory cards for my pda / phone, and the coolest gift of all, a nintendo ds dev kit. Its the EZ Flash IV, and its the coolest thing in the world. I dont even need to go into what this thing can do, cuz im sure you all know. I got 2 1 gig micro sd cards with it, and they are so freakin cool. Anyways, thats about it. Still playin final fantasy, started a new game of bomber man touch land or whatever its called, some spiderman 2, trauma center, meteos, magnetica, and mechassault:  Phantom wars, all for the ds, all very excellent games.  I'll be writing reviews for some of my more favorite games when i get some free time.

I'm stuck on this one level on trauma center, its so freakin hard i just cant seem to get through it fast enough. Its the level where you have all these anuryisms to get rid of, but once you get rid of the normal ones, like 5 more show up, and no matter how fast i drain them, they always end up bursting and killing my patient. I guess i'm just not cut out to be a doctor.

I dont really have a new years resolution, maybe to get a job and a car again, and get my life back in order, but thats about it. So i hope everyone has a safe new years, dont drive drunk or do anything stupid like that. PEACE!!!