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joke # 7

7 weeks of pitiful jokes :o Ill try to make this week super funny OK.

well for the winner of last weeks thing

the two person car, bus stop three people thing!

well the real answer was--- to give the car to your best friend to take the lady to the hospital

and then ride the bus with the girl of your dreams but I liked Goyoshi12's awnser (lol tweet about it) hahahaha

so know for what we have been waiting for..... the joke

sooooooooooooooooo

I.... cant think of one :oops:

no no I will think of one just keep reading

uhhhhhhhh................

oh :o

why was the cyclops fired frim his job as a teacher?......

because he only had one pupil hahahahahahahaha

that was a good one

I think it was the best one yet...

ok know lets see who can give me the best dumb blonde joke

I know there are some good ones out there so lets get some good ones here ok OK!

see you next week bye:arrow:

joke of ta week (v:

:shock: that week went fast

time for the joke of the week but first the winner of the canadian thing

and the winner is .............................

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Me hijacobhi 8)

ya all the jokes were that bad but I guess stereotypes are better told then read.

Ok now for the joke

its not that funny to read but try it on your friends

"knock" "knock"

whos there,

insert name here

________________son

________________son who

________________son idiot hahahahahahahahahaha

................ this is where you die of laughter

well next will be the first to solve this riddle.

your in your two person car when you stop at a bus stop.

here you see three people.

the girl of you dreams, a lady in labor and your best friend.

what do you do?

bye bye for now

:cry: so sad to see you go

:D just jokeing on the joke of the week hahahaha

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Joke # .................. something

Im hope you all had a funny fools day yesterday but its time for the joke of the week.

first to the winner of the cross the road joke (even though they woeren't that good)

The winner was "drum roll"

Spooky102 with Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he didn't want to chicken out like the others :roll:

again not that good next time give me atleast one good joke plz

OK now for the joke of the week is

oh no I cant think of one :oops:

Ok joke joke.........

oh

"knock" "knock"

who's there?

"joe"

joe who?

joe king! (run from house)

I just made that up not bad eh?

Oh ya im from Canada if you didnt know

this brings us to our next challenge

the best Canadian stereotype ie; live in igloos

89 cents a game?

I went to game stop on saturday and I was looking at the gamecube games and I found a game for 89 cents lol. I got it. it was Avatar the last airbender and I have played it and its not even that bad of a game. I also got dragen age 2, some splinter cell for the 360, mario golf for the game cube, viva pinata trouble in paradise, and last my brother got some basket ball game. I think it was a good deal because my brother payed for dragen age and the gamecube games and I payed like 40 $ and my dad payed the rest but I also got a 25 $ off card for my next game because I spent more then 100$ :Dhope you have good day kklol''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

joke of the week #4

Last week the joke was what is white and red.

My answer was ...............Pink lololololol

but the winner was Parkurtommo with "slap in the face" lolololol :D

ok now week 4 is......

What was the pirate movie rated.............................R lolololololololololol no I am joking. ha because its a joke!

But the joke of the week is........

How do you catch a squirrel?.............................. Climb into a tree and act like a nut hahahahahahaha :lol:

Now the one who gives me the best why did the chicken cross the road joke will be seen in my next blog :D

making new union try 2

since I made youtube 2011 and it messed up I am making a try 2 its called youtube 2011-2012. I need 4 people who want to join to post at the bottom before I even start.

joke of the week #3

this will be fun

you have to guess the answer and first to win get there name in my next blog =)

whats red and white

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