But THPS 5 is so good! Just read this review from Metacritic.

"So this happened a couple days ago.

I had finally had enough, and went storming over to my big jerk of a neighbors house to get my wheelbarrow back that he has had for far too long. I went round back because he didn’t open the front door and i could hear his tv. The backdoor was wide open, so i helped myself and walked inside. There was nobody home but there was what looked like a skateboarding game playing on his TV and a controller stuck in the wall behind it. I then noticed the case of THPS5 on the coffee table and the plastic wrapping on the floor next to it., so he must of only just bought the game. I figured he had just gone for a walk to cool down because he couldn’t beat a level or something and would be back soon so i took his last 2 cigarettes, his beer and hurried down to his shed to get my wheelbarrow and left.

Today his girlfriend found him dead, hanging in the only room i didn’t check lol

Thanks to this game i never have to deal with him again. 10/10. (10/10)"

Best game ever!

I do want story prioritized over graphics, I really do. But when I read that I thought of Deadly Premonition, then I fell out of my chair laughing at the thought of those games crossing paths.

@jmaamusic: #AugmentMyDick

TotalBiscuit and Jim Sterling among others were right. Boycotts do not get results, collectively whining like a little bitch to companies does.

Why do we have two protagonists, you ask? Well, we needed a new gimmick. They were going to both be male but we pretend one was always going to be female from the start to appeal to the Unity haters that weren't too busy bashing our game for being unfinished to take time out to criticize our lack of female protagonists.