If any of you still live with your parents and are considering moving out, maybe woth some friends or just to go live at college, DON'T!  Man, you don't realize how good you have it under your parents roof until you come home starving and look in your fridge to find nothing but 3 bottles of beer and some ranch dressing packets from McDonald's.  Then you look in your cupboard and see a 25lb. bag of sugar and some instant Jell-O, but you don't have any milk.  And the worst part is, you can't go buy anything 'cause you just spent almost your whole paycheck on rent 2 days ago.  Man I wish I still lived at home.

But this cloud may have silver lining.  For anyone who's following my transfer; the woman who's job I have to do is still slacking off where she's at now.  If she doesn't shape up by week's end, then she'll probably get canned.  I know it's F-ed up to say, but I hope she does get fired.  If she's gone then the apartment above my ofice will be available and I'll have a place to live for FREE!  Here's to Cindy.

I didn't completely censor the "F" word in the title of my last blog, so it got deleted by the moderators.  :lol:  Oops. :|  Anyways, I didn't think they actually went through and looked for that stuff, Maybe someone ratted on me. :|  I'm watching you stooly, your days are numbered.

In other news, work just got a whole lot worse.  Basically, I'm getting transfered to an undesirable location because the person who works there now can't do her job correctly.  WTF!  Why do I gotta go there then?  Just fire her and hire someone who does it right! Oh well, maybe they'll pay me more . . . . yeah, and monkies might fly out of my butt.

Honestly, is this not THE cutest thing you've ever seen?

This is my step-mom's dog.  Yes it's actually a dog.
I was just messing around with my camera.

Yesterday I was Level 16 with 10%.
Now I'm Level 17 with 2%.
Wicked.  I don't really understand it, but I'm pretty sure I've grown faster than almost everybody I know.  Except for those at level 1 or 2.  Hooray for me. :P

The weekend's coming and this time I need some real suggestions.  I'm planning a ride for all my friends, we want to be gone all day.  That means we'll probably use a couple tanks of gas (good thing they only cost about $12.00), get sunburnt on only a small part of our arms, and narrowly avoid getting smashed by semis on the freeway.  The bay area sounds allright, or maybe just a ride up the coast, or possibly some winds and curves through the mountains.  That's about the only good thing about California, we've got it all right here.  And we'll be on motorcycles btw, not bicycles.  If you know Cali at all, please offer your input.

JULY 11th!!!  Finally, another CD.  Rock ON!!  Just wanted to give them some free publicity and express my utter joy.  Thank you for reading and good day to you.

Listen to this song: http://www.myspace.com/allthatremains
Just click the link and wait.

Thanks to Lockstock I have now decided to post my all-time favorite joke in the whole world.  It's not really inappropriate or anything, but I'd still give it a 10+ for an age rating.  Here it is;

A pirate walks into a restaurant with a steering wheel on his croch. 

The host at the podium asks the pirate, "Hey man, doesn't that bother you?"

The pirate looks at him and says back, "Yarr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

I totally just bit my toungue.  Right after I burnt the hell out of it.  My manager brought me chineses food for lunch, Chow Mein with Orange Chicken and Broccolli Beef.  I should have paid attention to all the steam coming off of it before I bit into it, the chicken damn near scalded my mouth and then I chomp off the tip of my tongue in total surprise!  Today's gonna be a long day . . .

Well, I did something this weekend (no thanks to anybody's suggestions btw) at the lake.  I rode my friends Waverunner for hours and all I got was this stupid sunburn.  Now my shoulders ache and sleeping sucks, 'cause I can't.  But I had fun regardless, and got to play enforcer for a bunch of little kids getting picked on.  Long story short; I kept the peace by threatening with violence.  Now I would never beat up a little kid, but they don't know that, do they?

My weekend starts in 2 1/2 hours and I have nothing to do (except for this stupid wedding I said I'd go to).  I need ideas.  I want to ride my motorcycle somewhere distant, not too far, but at least out of my county.  I want all my friends to do whatever it is with me.  (They all have motorcycles too)  All in all, I'm just bored and don't know what to do.  Help me.:(