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#1 incherton
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Its how Bill Gates made his money.Bourbons3


I guess.

And btw, a raccoon is very close to a human (IMO), so you could train it to do simple tasks like stab someone, and steal their jewelry. The raccoon got a burglarmask, it is basicly 60% ninja

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#2 incherton
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I've never seen a moose outside of a zoo :oBourbons3

Well, that sucks for you, because seeing a moose is greater that seeing an eclipse. It has such a natural beauty, that can only be compared to Elizabeth Hurley.

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#3 incherton
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Anyway, what do you think I could sell one trained raccoon for? I'm thinking at least 5000$, maybe more.
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#4 incherton
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maybe it is because you haven't opened your eyes. As written in the bible and such: "You have to believe that there is no moose, and the moose will come to you"
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#5 incherton
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[QUOTE="incherton"]

[QUOTE="LS07"]except for the unfortunate detail that its illegal to import or export animals without very costly paperwork, and liscensesLS07

Well, there are many things that are illegal to import/export that still bring in a lot of money.

true, but most of those things are easy to hide, raccons are very difficult to hide

True dat, but exporting raccoons isn't as frowned upon as exporting coke, and it would be one million times easier to just pay someone to let it slip. If you think about it that way, would you say that it might be doable?

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#6 incherton
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Well, here in Norway there are so much moose that I can go and like catch one in like 10 minutes. They are very strong, but stupid animals. Instead of beating them with my raw power, I like to embarrass them and beat them with my mind, and such.
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#7 incherton
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except for the unfortunate detail that its illegal to import or export animals without very costly paperwork, and liscensesLS07

Well, there are many things that are illegal to import/export that still bring in a lot of money.

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#8 incherton
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Do you want someone to give you a serious answer? Because, imo, I don't think a gamerforum is the right place to ask.

OT: You grew up in a bad neightbourhood probably

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#9 incherton
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I, as the experienced businessman that I am, thought of a great idea. A real moneymaker. What I thought, was like:

1. Get a van and go overseas to the US and catch raccoons.

2. Keep them in cages and train them to not, like bite humans, and such.

3. Sell them for much money.. We're talking big green ones.

Be objective, do you think this is possible to do? I think like in Paris, many of those people who are interested in fashion and such would like to have a small raccoon as pet, instead of those filthy handbag-dogs.

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#10 incherton
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Oh, it is in fact true that I have during my life stumbled across a big old moose, or the king of the forest as we in the cold north like to call it. Oh yes we do. It's antlers were big as a bus, I'm not kidding! We fought all night long, and as we could see the sun, lurching in the horizon, we knew that only one of us could go out of this fight alive. So, in stead of fighting with my bare fists, I looked the grand animal in it's eye, and I saw HATRED! I grabbed my knife and vanished in to the shadows, only to appear from the sky, jumping towards him with a knife. His roar begged "please, save me", but his eyes said "FINISH ME, NOW!". And I had to do it, to avenge the death of my deer, wich he killed only to feed his family.

It has been a while since the last time that I saw a moose though.

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