Ya well guess what guy's?? Im not gonna be here for two weeks now, why? because my parents are stupid and grounded me because they caught me drinking. Well actually heres what happned:
Yesterday just started out to be just a very boring family reunion, we were all for some reason all getting together @ my place to celebrate the fact that my older cousin got pregnet. (She has beefore, but it would just die) nothing was happening just alot of standing around. Until one of my cooler cousins and his sister came up and suggested "wanna just go outside and get smashed" sure I was up for it but there was no way in hell that I was gonna steal this from my dad. But then they just said take my dad's 40 of Captain White (My fav rum) and if we get caught well take the blame (They do this a lot) so I did (Not Knowing he gave it to my dad!!!!!!!!) SO together we finished it. And they managed to get into thei parents van without getting caught.......So it was my turn I walked into the house feeling like I might soon fall over, so I go to the washroom, splash some water in my face(didn't help a bit) so I just thought if I can get to the living room couch I'' be fine. I second I walked out of the bathroom mom was just starring me down so I said "WHat? she just said "I didn't say a thing" I started to exit the kitchen but ran into the stove, I just said Ow stubbed my toe, I felt like I was doing Ok and made it to the living room, bad thing was dad was sitting on the couch while giving me the dirtyiest look ever.
So I just stumble over sit by him, and say hows the game? He says good, but were you drinking out there? I say No. He says are you lying to me. I say No. I say well its been a long night, time for me to go to bed, right then I get up and just fall back down. Next thing I know my mom's SCEAMING where'd the 40 go?? I said my cousins drank it :lol: Then they called them and ask, guess what they say " Yeah me and Jake finished it" I was told to give them my phone (I kept the battry though so they can't check my messages) then to take a shower, still wearing clothes I got in the shower, then I PLUKED everywhere (sucks I usually don't pluke when I drink, must of been how nervous I was) I just rinses it down the drain thinking now they'll never know (Not relizing its all over my clothes) I get out they tell me to go upstairs and I'm grounded for two weeks.
Not bad eh, Yeah its the next morning now, AWESOME no hang-over, I remember pretty much everything. I acted like I had one killer HO though so I could stay home from school. DEE heres a lesson when you begin to drink, don't come home drunk :P
I actually might sneak on this thing late @ nights on the weekends, or before I go to school just to keep up on whats happening here.
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