I think he is gay he comes on all hard but whenever yo tell him off for being naughty he just runs off behind the sofa and shakes.

Also he doesn't bark or yap, its more of a cross, like brrrraaa.

I got an E-mail yesterday telling me that my American relative and his whole family have died in a plane crash heading towards the Alps!

He had no '' Next of Kin'' to resive his money as his whole family have been wiped out but somehow i am the ''Next of Kin'' to reseve 10.5 million US dollars.

Now number 1, i have no American relatives.I no for a fact that i was related to Dick Whittington ( the Mayor of London a few hundred years ago ).

2.The guy who sent me the E-mail was from North Africa! and he didn't even know my name, i think they should at least know my name and maby then i can E-mail them back!

This is all true, i sware it is!

I sware that every time i go to Argos and i buy something, its always naff! Once i got Metal gear acid from there and what do you know, it didn't work.Recently i got a nice shiny MP-3 player, after the first battery ran out it wouldn't come back on!Also for some reason every time you buy something it is always excluded from the 30 day money back guarantee.

My favorite game ever:Harvest moon, its a wonderful life special edition.

My favorite film ever:The matrix reloaded.

My favorite book ever:Lord Loss by Darren Shan.

My favorite food ever:Big Mac.;)

My favorite cheese ever:Brie.

My favorite CD ever:Nevermind by Nivarna.

My favorite band ever:Avenged sevenfold.

My favorite TV show ever:Family Guy.

My favorite shop ever:Game.

My favorite word ever:TW*T

The other day i thought to myself that i realy anted to buy resident evil 4.To get myself in the mood i put on Resident evil dead aim because i knew it was easy but i didnt expect to finish it first time on hard in less that 1 hour and 30 mins with a grade A.

I was real dissapointed with, I was expecting somehting a bit trickier and the last boss not being a giant blob where all you have to do is shoot it in its head which dose keep moving but it exactaly rocket science.:(.

The one time i got a shock durin the game was when i was running down a corridor and a zombie fell flat onto his face from behind the corner, infact my face looked just like this :shock:, lol.

Did anyone hear about that new elmo toy that had a ''problem'' with the speech function.Instead of it saying 'Me like Elmo, it said 'Beat up Elmo, rip his fur out'.What kind of freak whould do that to a toy just to get kids to give there toy Elmo a good seeing to.

Will someone tell me why for some reason, the bit at the top of the screen that has all my profile info on it, the level i was on and the percentage have disapeared and they haven come back for about 2 weeks now?also i had the tagger dabbler award, it dissapeard so i logged out and logged back in and it was there again but my PS2 Africonado award had vanished!WHAT IS GOING ON!

If you could combined bits of games together to make one super game........what would it be?

Who do you think would win?47 has guts but snake has wits.They are both matched in there cunning and stealth.I think snake would win and if it was night time, the moon would reflect right off 47's head giving he away a bit.Why coulden't he have a cool hair style like Dante from Devil May Cry or a mop top.That would be fricken awsom.A mass-murdering beetles fan!

Now i have never been a strong fan of horror games but resently i have been playing on resi evil, dead aim and i like it.I realy fancy resi 4 but a woried that i wont like it and get scared or it will be to hard for me.I know there are no zombies in it and instead there is crazy Spanish farmers but i just want to know if its hard!