Dang, I'm slacking

I better get to work so I can catch up

Yeah I'm going to go with "OT"

I sing in the shower, I spend too much time volunteering, and occasionally i hit a woman with my car

I'm shocked.. you should all love this.. It's capitalism working at it's best.

Capitalism knows no loyality.. look at what happened to Brett Farve in Greenbay..

It's hardly shocking NBC is treating Conan like this..

I would definitely say pink floyd is overrated

I want to see the Vikings lose, and then Brett Favre cry

No, I can just get one million dollars the old fashioned way: peddling alchohol to minors

which ironically could get me in jail for much more than a year

Definitely Google

I'm so used to using it that there would have to be an amazinglybettersearch engine to make me switch

Well, Bush obviously wasn't a good president, and he really set the Republican party back, but I have a feeling with the way Obama keeps spending and pushing expansion of government control, that he will do the same to the Democrats what bush did to the Republicans