After much harassing by the missus I finally sat down and watched this six-part adaptation of Jane Austen's novel. Coincidentally, it was adapted by Andrew Davies who also adapted my current favourite old-novel-adaptation, Bleak House. Anyway, jolly good this was though I couldn't help be frustrated at the frustration that must be held by every character desperate for a shag. Makes you want to slap them and tell them to forget all the prancing about on the dancefloor and courting crap, just do it. Hated the Bennett mother. My missus tells me that she is supposed to be loud and annoying, but surely I shouldn't want to physically harm the actress performing the part? The Bennett and The Darcy got together in the end while the youngest Bennett married that nasty bloke. I want a sequel to be made. I want to see what happened next. Surely that'd be more interesting and maybe wouldn't be constrained by Austen purists. Perhaps Darcy and the nasty bloke could have some serious duelling while the ugly Bennett takes off her glasses and lets her hair down and turns into a beautiful swan who gets Bingley and Darcy's attention and causes a whole affair-scandal, divorce, deceit, murder, shagging, suicide, twin brothers, secret manuscripts pinpointing the precise location of the Noah's Ark of the Holy Grail Covenant. And shagging. That'd be good. I'd watch that.
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