Well, I've decided to make another 'my Family Guy'. If you want to give me something to make fun of in Family Guy form, just ask (I'd prefer it to be anime/cartoon, videogame, etc.)--
((Peter and Brian sitting on couch watching TV))
Commercial Guy: Hey, I know what you're thinking. Why should I buy the new alien-repeller robo-snail, better known as ARRS? Why would outer spaciens attack me? Well alien attacks have increased 10% over the past two years, and we all know the nothing stops aliens better than robots and snails. So get yourself an ARRS or suffer getting probed by alien attackers!
((Lois walks in reading a letter))
Lois: Peter, why did I get this letter saying you're getting sued for breaking and entering?
Peter: Look, I can explain. I was walking down the street and this guy had an HDTV. He was being a bastard, laughing and enjoying it so much. So I broke through his window and smashed his head into it.
Lois: You were drunk.
Peter: I may have had a beer or 20.
Lois: Well you're going to court and fixing this.
Brian: ((after she walks away)) So, how much do think you'll pay?
Peter: Don't worry, I'm not gonna pay. The Griffins had a long history of avoiding things. Just like my ancestor, Pierre Griffin, escaped the Salem Witch Trials.
((cutscene to courthouse with Pierre walking in with a rabbit))
Hathorne: ((member of court)) Pierre, thine Witch Hunt hast nearly dawned. Why art thou hither?
Pierre: Yeah, turns out I'm not a witch. See the devil sent this evil rabbit spirit on me, and as we all know, the devil doesn't attack his followers.
Hathorne: I question that my eyes can look upon said spirit.
Pierre: Well I guess you're also being attacked. ((throws rabbit at him))
Hathorne: ((screaming and falls on floor. he throws rabbit off and pants)) Fine, thou art excused from witchery.
((cutscene back to Peter walking back to front door with Brian. they stop at door))
Peter: See, what I tell ya?
Brian: I don't what to believe more. The fact that you said I was a spirit or the fact that the judge actually believed you.
Peter: Man, I wish I could do that all the time. You know? Making people believe whatever I want and do whatever I want.
Brian: You mean like a hypnotist?
Peter: That's it Brian! I'm going to be a hypnotist!
((Peter and Brian walk in store and stop at counter))
Peter: Yeah, I need to be a hypnotist without really trying.
Saleman: Don't we all. Well you can always go with the classic swinging watch.
Peter: No thanks, I might get hypnotized myself.
Salesman: How about the hypno-ray? Hypnotizes anyone it hits. Doesn't even have to hit the persons head. You can shoot their foot and it would work.
Peter: I was thinking more along the lines of a magical stone or something.
Salesman: Oh you mean the Jewel of Yur-minds-myna. For $20, I say an incantation and, boom, you have mind-control powers.
Peter: Perfect. ((salesman says words and Peter gets powers)) Thanks.
Brian: ((after Peter walks away)) I'll take that hypno-ray.
((cutscene to mall with Peter, Lois, Stewie, and Brian))
Peter: ((laughing)) This is great. You jump out the window while you juggle those lit candles and you dance to disco.
((a man jumps out the window while a little kid juggles candles and a woman dances to 'Stayin Alive'))
Stewie: ((aliens trying to attack him)) On no, aliens! Get them ARRS! ((robot snail's eyes become lasers and turn aliens to dust)) Good thing I'm not one of those poor saps who didn't get an ARRS.
Brian: Well looks like Peter was right. This is fun. Yeah I'd like about 20 dry martinis, and I'm not going to pay. ((shoots bartender with hypno-ray. he starts giving Brian drinks)) Thats what I'm talking about.
((Quarmire comes in))
Quagmire: Hey Peter. Heard you became a hypnotist.
Peter: Yep. Its great.
Quagmire: So have you used it on some chicks?
Peter: I'm married.
Quagmire: So?
Peter: You're right. It can be just like watching a sex tape but in real life. Hey, why don't you girls start making out? ((girls start making out))
Quagmire: Say could you get me some of that?
Peter: Sure, why not? Hey you two, go with him and do whatever he says.
Quagmire: Giggedy-giggedy.
Peter: ((after Quagmire leaves)) Wow, I can help people like Quagmire get women just like Taco Bell and McDonalds can help get people E.Coli and other diseases.
And thats it.
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