Wazzup, mis amigos?!
Happy New Years! ¡Feliz el Año Nuevo!
I'm gonna stay home. Well, 2006 was a decent year, like all the others. 6/6/06 was this year, and next year (2007) is 7/7/07 (777, LUCKY!!!!).
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Answer to last riddle: Roposters don't lay eggs.
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
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Wazzup, mis amigos?!
I'm off to see Eragon. My friend is taking me cause its his B-day today. Its about dragons, so it can't be all bad. Well, yeah. Thats it.
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Answer to last riddle: Why can't you take a picture of a man with a sign in Oklahoma? A sign can't take a picture, but a camera can.
If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
Wazzup, mis amigos?!
Yep, X-mas is over. It was fun for all, butow we can look forward to the next big holiday on the calender, New Years. Naruto Year's Eve marathon, 9am-10pm (thats 13 hours/26 episodes)!
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Answer to last riddle: Can't bury someone whose alive (if you do, your probably insane).
In Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a sign. Why not?
Wazzup, mis amigos?!
Merry Christmas to all, and to all here at TV.com are some presents because we all forgot today is Jesus's B-day and we replaced him with an old fat guy who gives us presents, but then we remember that we don't care! Phew, that was a lot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpUVGzSBUG8 (Twelve Pains of Christmas)
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Why can't a man living in Winston Salem, NC, be buried west of the Mississippi?
Still nothin really, but I thought I could put another fan-made Family Guy thing--
((Peter and and gang come back from church))
Chris: Wow, God is kinda cool. I wanna hit people with lightning.
Stewie: You really wouldn't. I've had that kind of power before and its not all its cracked up to be.
((flashback scene to Stewie as Pikachu, which is basically Pikachu with Stewie face))
Ash: Well, we just walked around in circles for hours. Lets stop in this wide open area and leave our Pokemon here.
Stewie: Are you sure thats a good idea?
Ash: Sure, its not like team rocket is gonna show up and steal our Pokemon.
Team Rocket: Thats a good idea.
((they run into forest and a giant Meowth tank busts through the trees and take the Pokemon))
Ash: Oh no, Team Rocket came and took our Pokemon! Quick Pikachu, use thunderbolt!
Stewie: First of all, my name is Stewie and second of all, I don't think thats a good idea. Its probably electric-proof.
Ash: Pikachu, thunderbolt!
Stewie: Are you deaf? I said--you know what, fine.
((he uses attack and nothing happens))
Ash: Thunderbolt didn't work, it must be electric-proof.
Stewie: I just said that, you douchebag! We fought them what, about 9 seasons or something and you can't figure out that its gonna be impervious to my electric attacks? They do it every time! Maybe if you actually paid attention to life, you'd figure this out!
((cutscene back to house))
Lois: Oh Peter, I was just talking to my mother. We're going over there for dinner.
Peter: Oh come on, Lois. Your dad hates me and you know it. Every time I look at him, I could swear he's talking to his butler to put poison in my food or something.
Lois: Now Peter, I admit my father doesn't like you, but he wouldn't try to kill you.
Brian: Well Peter, maybe if you spent more time together with Lois's father, he wouldn't hate you as much.
Peter: I don't know. Not all people can like each other, even if they spend time together. Like the Teen Titans.
((cutscene to Titans Tower))
Robin: Wheres the pizza? We just got a couple of pizzas an hour ago. Who ate it? Raven?
Raven: I'm reading.
Robin: Starfire, did you eat it?
Starfire: What is this pizza you speak of?
Robin: ((slap her to ground)) Dammit Starfire. You've been on this planet long enough to know what pizza is.
Cyborg: Booyah, y'all. Y'all booyah y'all y'all. Booyah booyah booyah!
Beast boy: ((walks in in towels, coming from shower)) Whats going on?
Robin: You ate all the pizza, didn't you Beast Boy?
Beast boy: Oh yeah, I just came from a shower, so I ate it. What about Slade, hes at the table?
((points to Slade. Slade, eating pizza, looks to titans. He gets up, runs, and jumps out the window. The tower is shown with Slade on the ground and the titans are heard arguing))
((cutscene to Pewterschmidt house in dining room))
Mr. Pewterschmidt: Yeah, make sure that its real snake venom and not that crappy rat poison. He's fat, so you'll need a lot to kill him. And remember to put it in the wine, not the food.
Peter: See he's trying to kill me.
Lois: Did you say something?
Peter: Nevermind.
Butler: Here's your poi--uh..wine, sir.
Peter: Poi wine? I wanted a beer, not some diarrhea from Hawaii.
And that's it for this part.
Nothing much (which is why this isn't in normal blog format). This is what I think a Family Guy anime convention would be (laugh, point and ridicule, say that I should crawl under a rock and die, whatever). Its kinda long--
*Peter and Lois in living room*
Peter (as Inuyasha): Come on Chris, we're gonna be late.
Lois (as Kagome): Peter, don't rush him. Its his first one.
*Quagmire, Joe, Bonnie, and Cleveland come in*
Peter: Hey guys, finally. What are you going as?
Quagmire (as Jiraiya): I'm Jiraiya, the Toad Sage.
Lois: Well he does fit you. And what about you Cleveland?
Cleveland (as Kankuro): I'm Kankuro, the puppet user.
Peter: Well since they don't have black people in anime, I guess you had to settle for a guy who wears black.
Joe (as Roy Mustang): And I'm Colonel Roy Mustang, the flame alchemist.
Peter: Yeah and they also don't have crippled people in anime, so I guess a guy with an eyepatch is close enough.
*Chris comes in as Chouji, Stewie is Aang, and Brian is Appa*
Stewie: I'm Aang, the last airbender and this is my flying bison, Appa.
Joe: You do know that Avatar isn't an anime.
Brian: Well Stewie’s too young to watch any real anime, so we had to settle for Nickelodeon.
*cutscene to the convention center. They walk in and outside is a sign that says ‘Welcome to Anime-Con 2006. Enjoy you geeks, nerds, and losers. No important people.’ President Bush stands at sign as Speed Racer*
Bush: Darn. Every year.
*he walks away and cutscene to the guys in the building*
Chris: Wow, this is awesome. There a bunch of people to talk to and I could possibly get a life by interacting with them. Look, a snack bar in the corner. Eat food jutsu. *runs to snack bar*
Quagmire: *sees women dressed as people from Sailor Moon* Excuse me guys. I have to go investigate for my novel. Giggedy-giggedy. *walks away*
Lois: Wow, they sure are taking their roles from Naruto seriously.
Peter: Speaking of which, I hope we don’t run into any of those little kids dressed as Naruto. They’re always so annoying.
*little kid as Naruto, the rest of the guys walk ahead*
Kid: I’m Naruto. Believe it!
Peter: That great, now move.
Kid: I love ramen. Believe it!
Peter: Thats great, now I have to get back to my group.
Kid: I’m Naruto! Believe it!
*kid runs around Peter saying’ Believe it!’ over and over. Peter, after about 5 seconds of complaining crack the kids neck. Crowd of people gasp and murmur*
Peter: Um…it wasn’t me. Naraku made me do it through…..uh…the power of a sacred jewel shard, ahhh.
*people continue murmuring and then pause*
Crowd: Oh, yeah that makes sense. It wasn’t him. Naraku’s a bastard. Wheres the bathroom?
Stewie: How come theres almost no One Piece people here?
Brian: Oh yeah, theres not too many fans here in America thanks to Al Kahn, the president of 4kids TV.
*cutscene of a castle with a big 4kids sign on it*
Worker: Mr Kahn?
Al Kahn (dressed as Gengis Kahn): Not now. I’m editing One Piece. Whats this? Blood and foul language? We can’t corrupt the minds of little kids.
Worker: Little kids today have guns and knives and call each other out in Yo Momma battles.
Al Kahn: Silence! Do-do-do-do-do….whats this? Difficult English and Japanese words? Kids today don’t read. Better replace them with small, easy words and funny pictures. And Japanese culture that signifies that this show is originally from Japan? Better replace them with American customs and traditions so kids will think that America is better than Japan, which it is!
Worker: Sir no one will like this show after what you’re doing. And Japan is totally better than America. You know what, I quit. I’m gonna go work for Funimation or Viz, the real anime editing companies.
And that’s it. What do you think?
Heres a better anime AMV on the 12 pains of christmas--
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpUVGzSBUG8
And here are the lyrics. "12 Pains of Christmas" by Weird Al Yankovic--
The first thing at Christmas,
That's such a pain to
me:
Is finding a Christmas tree,
The second
thing at Christmas,
That's such a pain to me:
rigging up the lights,
and finding a Christmas tree,
The third thing at Christmas
That's such a
pain to me:
hangovers, rigging up the lights
and
finding a Christmas tree,
The fourth thing at
Christmas,
That's such a pain to me:
sending
Christmas cards,
hangovers, rigging up the lights
and
finding a Christmas tree
The fifth thing at
Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Five month of
bills,
sending Christmas cards,
hangovers, rigging up
the lights
and finding a Christmas tree
The
sixth thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Facing my in-laws,
five months of bills,
I hate
those Christmas cards,
hangovers, rigging up these
lights
and finding a Christmas tree,
The seventh
thing a Christmas,
that's such a pain to me:
the
Salvation Army, facing my in-laws,
five months of bills,
sending Christmas cards,
ohhh geeez, I'm tryin to rig
up these lights
and finding a Christmas tree
The
eighth thing at Christmas,
that's such a pain to
me:
(kids voice) I want a transformer for Christmas,
Charities and what do you mean your in-laws?
five months
of bills, uh makin up these cards,
please get me a beer
huh,
what we have no extension cords?
and finding a
Christmas tree,
The ninth thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
finding parking spaces,
(kid) daddy I want some candy,
donations, facing my
in-laws
five months of bills,
writing out those
Christmas cards,
hangovers, now why the hell are they
blinking?
and finding a Christmas tree,
The
tenth thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Batteries not included, no parking spaces,
(kid) by me
something, get a job you bum,
facing my in-laws, five
months of bills,
yo-ho sending Christmas cards,
oh-geez look at this,
one light goes out they all go
out,
and finding a Christmas tree,
The eleventh
thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Stale T.V. specials, batteries not included,
no parking
spaces
(kid) mum I gotta go bathroom,
charites,
she's a witch I hate her,
five months of bills,
i
dont even know half these people,
oh who has the toilet
paper,
turn the flashlight on I blew a fuse
and
finding a Christmas tree,
The twelfth thing at
Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
singing
Christmas carols, stale T.V. specials,
batteries not
included, no parking,
(kid crying), charities, gonna make
em dinner,
five months of bills,
I'm not sending
em mister that's it,
shut up you, you're so smart
you rig up the lights
and finding a christmas tree.
Wazzup, mis amigos?!
I found some funny Christmas AMVs to the song, "The 12 Pains of Christmas".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH-He10OZ_E (12 Pains of Christmas by people)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo5lj-WNM1c (12 Nightmares before Christmas)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSoFYdK0xsI (Tweleve Pains of Christmas with anime people)
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Answers to previous riddles: Sure you can spell 'it'. I-T.
What is the center of gravity?
Wazzup, mis amigos?!
Yeah, nothin much. I'll probably be on more often. Chirstmas has started to begin in my house. Decorations are being put up. Still no Wii :cry: Oh well...
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Answers to previous riddles: Each was the name of the man and if you put the sand piles together, you get one big sand pile.
The capital of Turkey is a long word. Can you spell it?
Wazzup, mis amigos?!
I've benn gone.....again. I have school and I just finished creating another ProBoards site. Once again I've missed a lot. I have no idea whats going on. I'm a......a.....NOOB! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
I got my report card on Monday (my B-DAY of course) and I had two Ds and an F. And guess what, I didn't get grounded. Yep, finally got parents to give up. Yeah.....and getting Wii soon.
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Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by.
Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there.
How can this be?
If one child has 6 2/3 sand piles and another has 3 1/3, and you combine them, how many sand piles do you have?
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